dumbest thing you've gotten in "trouble" with - Page 2

Bullitt · 08-10-2005, 04:52 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":15eab]Sticking it in her ass without giving her prior warning.[/quote:15eab]did you give her a pink sock?

Akuma · 08-10-2005, 05:08 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":dbd9a]Sticking it in her ass without giving her prior warning.[/quote:dbd9a]
Surprising, the same.

Mr.Buttocks · 08-10-2005, 05:13 AM

[quote=Bullitt]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":70047

Sticking it in her ass without giving her prior warning.

did you give her a pink sock?[/quote:70047]

Ass tulip.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 08-10-2005, 07:37 AM

throwing pieces of paper at this ugly, smelly kid infront of me while watching a movie at school. He went to the teacher and ratted me out, and I had to write a 100 word paper on why its bad to throw paper and present it to the entire school.

KTOG · 08-10-2005, 07:44 AM

Cops were called on my dorm room for disorderly conduct at 4am. We were blasting oldies when all the sudden I see 2 cops standing at my door. Being the awesome bullshitter I am, I told the cops that we just worked a night shift and were winding down. Meanwhile my roommate and I were both hammered. Then my roommate ruins the situation by not know that is was cops at the door and screamed "It wasn't that fucking loud." Luckily, the cops just let us off with a warning.

Wilko · 08-10-2005, 07:47 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":f250c]throwing pieces of paper at this ugly, smelly kid infront of me while watching a movie at school. He went to the teacher and ratted me out, and I had to write a 100 word paper on why its bad to throw paper and present it to the entire school.[/quote:f250c]

Some fat guy sat next to me on the bus the other day. Even when other seats opened up, he continued to sit next to me. He was very fat, offensively so, and stank like you wouldn't believe, yet the bastard wouldn't move.

Offtopic i know, but the mention of ugly and smelly reminded me. Fuck that annoyed me mwah:

Sgt>Stackem · 08-10-2005, 07:55 AM

WOW you guys are pretty mellow

7th grade- riding a mini bike through the halls at school
8th grade- M80 in the toilet (not me but a friend)
9th grade- snuck into science class early and emptied all the alcohol burners and replaced with water except our station and the two hottest girls station
10th grade- duct taping some queer to his locker

the rest I cant tell you or Id have to kill you rock:

KTOG · 08-10-2005, 08:02 AM

heh, i have a lot more stories but I always get out of trouble.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 08-10-2005, 08:13 AM

i thought it was stories where the punishment is much harsher then the crime

Doctor Duffy · 08-10-2005, 08:42 AM

I'm perfect. I've never gotten into any trouble before.

SoLiDUS · 08-10-2005, 09:00 AM

LOL @ ducttaping a kid to his locker!

I wish I knew what my dumbest moment was... fuck do I have plenty. Where do I start ? mwah:

Short Hand · 08-10-2005, 09:12 AM

FUCKED A PIG UP YO. GOT SHOT ATZ. THEN I FUCKED SOME MORE UP.

Mr.Buttocks · 08-10-2005, 09:16 AM

[quote="Short Hand":c1479]FUCKED A PIG UP YO. GOT SHOT ATZ. THEN I FUCKED SOME MORE UP.[/quote:c1479]

IMA BELEEVE IN YUO SHORTES

Chronic Diarrhea · 08-10-2005, 09:38 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":06e01]burners and replaced with water except our station and the two hottest girls station[/quote:06e01]

LMAO, who says being a hot girl doesn't have it's advantages. biggrin:

I have gotten in trouble for three stupid things in school.

Kindergarten: The teacher was reading a story and I was smiling (Don't ask why, I was a faggoty kid) and I guess the teacher thought I was being a smartass and told me to go take my Humpty Dumpty off the wall or some shit like that.

5th Grade: I called some girl a prostitute. rock:

6th Grade: I said, "Sup n*gga?" in the hallway to somebody and got in school suspension.

7th Grade: I did something obscure this year but I can't remember what it was.

9th Grade: There was some noise during Spanish class, and some people got up to go look at it. The teacher even got up and went to go look at it. I got up too, and she wrote all of us up. I hated that bitch. She would let the girls chew gum in class but if she saw a guy doing it she would write him up.

10th Grade: I punched this faggot on our football team in the temple and knocked him down in the locker room. I really didn't get in trouble for this though, the coach just told me not to fuck with people on the team.

And that's it, I was a good boy from that point until now.

BlackJackal · 08-10-2005, 09:54 AM

in 5th grade, we all did some sort of country project and at the end of the year we all had to dress up like a person from our country (i did finland. should have dressed as a sniper happy: ) some kid i knew did germany and my friend said he looked like a pimp and got in trouble for that.

me and almost half of a class in 8th grade sat on one table and broke it.

in 8th grade, i found an arm to a pair of glasses, and showed it to a friend. it had 2 little sharp points from where it had broken off from the glasses. i had given it to him, and left to go get some math problems checked or someting, and afterschool, i was called to the principal's office. the kid had scratched someone, and left a papercut size cut on her and he was getting written up for assault or somethin and i could have gotten it for giving him a "weapon."

and also in 8th grade, a kid gave another kid a .22 bullet, and had showed it to me. i thought it wasn't live, like one of those keychains only he had cut off the chain part. it was actualy live, and i got in trouble for not reporting it. oOo:

that's about it, didnt do much in 9th grade or so on.