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Default 08-12-2005, 04:12 PM

8) Always gets the best seats at New Jersey Devils games.


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7) God usually has "Take Your Son to Work Day" in Spring.
  
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6) A damn nice guy for working on Sundays.
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 04:32 PM

5.) The chicks love the hair.


  
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Default 08-12-2005, 04:45 PM

4.) His dad is god so you KNOW a brutha is well-equipped
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 05:00 PM

3) He has 10 inches of heaven in his pants.
  
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2) He really makes Colemans sig something special.
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 05:12 PM

1) because hes jesus

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9) it might leave strech marks
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 05:13 PM

9) Because Duffy can see bewbies with it
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 05:17 PM

7) because it just simply rocks to watch
  
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6) It leaves your prostate clean and healthy
  
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5) helps to knock out the easy one
  
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Default 08-12-2005, 05:22 PM

4) Relieves stress so you don't shoot up the office.


  
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Default 08-12-2005, 05:27 PM

3) A scent mixture of Ginseng, vinegar, and salt water permiate the air.
  
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