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Default 08-14-2005, 05:58 PM
[quote="newt.":7bda0][quote=Judas]
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I would be if i was shagging her
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nasty, she looks like a fuking skeleton.[/quote:7bda0]
I'd rather fuck bones, then a blob of sweaty flesh[/quote:7bda0]
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Default 08-14-2005, 05:59 PM
Huge tits own little boy chest tits.

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Default 08-14-2005, 06:02 PM
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Huge tits own little boy chest tits.
tightness is better then "which side is your front?"
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 06:03 PM
"The Saving Private Ryan star is incapable of satisfying his sexual appetite due to priapism, a condition caused by drug and alcohol abuse.

It causes a persistent and painful erection."

drugs and alcohol are the new viagra.

btw how does that mean he can't satisfy his sexual appetite. Ive got the woody on before when I wasnt even thinking of sex, doesnt mean I want to go and bone.

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Default 08-14-2005, 06:14 PM
I fucked 3 times in a row once...



It really really hurt to cum the third time...
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 06:19 PM
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It really really hurt to cum the third time...
you know you fuckin loved it.

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Default 08-14-2005, 06:24 PM
I never said otherwise.




Most intense orgasm ever.
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 06:24 PM
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I never said otherwise.




Most intense orgasm ever.
lol too bad just a pfft of air and a moth came out after 3x

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Default 08-14-2005, 06:25 PM
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Default 08-14-2005, 07:31 PM
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Default 08-14-2005, 08:47 PM
"Why don't I go up the middle?"
"The way you run? I don't think so!"

Never quite understood that part until now ed:
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 09:22 PM
thats going to suck when he goes to jail ed:
  
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