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Senior Member
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Location: California
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11-04-2005, 09:37 AM
wtf local governments
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Sergeant
Posts: 1,000
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Earth
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11-04-2005, 02:09 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":f616a]wtf local governments[/quote:f616a]
Yeah, its kind gay to create Local laws when State and National laws cancelled it out.
Like in FL, there are a whole bunch of ridiculous laws ...
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The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
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One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
[b]When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.[/b]
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
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[url="http://www.dumblaws.com"]http://www.dumblaws.com[/url]
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PS: Having trouble w/ the BOLDING of words .. I highligh and ask to bold and its screws it up.
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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11-04-2005, 04:17 PM
meh...america seems to give a shit about pot more than canada...
...ive never been in trouble for pot...only times i was close was when he got another urgent call and had to leave us lol.
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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11-04-2005, 04:50 PM
The sale of funyuns and mountain dew in denver has tripled
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Senior Member
Posts: 11,144
Join Date: Mar 2002
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11-04-2005, 04:51 PM
it was almost passed in ann arbor last year for legalization. what a great city
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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11-04-2005, 04:58 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":087c7]it was almost passed in ann arbor last year for legalization. what a great city[/quote:087c7]
Yea fucking right. Ann Arbor is nothing but yuppies, gays, punjambi's, and Theorists. Everyone from ann arbor is so fucked in the head its hilarious.
you'd probably love it
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Senior Member
Posts: 11,144
Join Date: Mar 2002
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11-04-2005, 05:01 PM
yep, and the nicest cars, nicest food, greatest campus, although the one way streets suck. better than having scum like you walking around, lol
i'll be there next week and week after that. woot hopefully i go to grad school there
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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11-04-2005, 05:06 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":e0d19]yep, and the nicest cars, nicest food, greatest campus, although the one way streets suck. better than having scum like you walking around, lol
i'll be there next week and week after that. woot hopefully i go to grad school there[/quote:e0d19]
Best gay bars too..youll be chowing on man stalk in no time!
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,358
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Good ol' England!
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11-04-2005, 05:09 PM
[quote="mR.cLeAn":a7136]
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.[/quote:a7136]
And you can help that by?
[quote="mR.cLeAn":a7136]It is considered an offense to shower naked.[/quote:a7136]
wtf? your supposed to shower with clothes on? How you supposed to clean your bits easilly with boxers on?
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Senior Member
Posts: 11,144
Join Date: Mar 2002
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11-04-2005, 05:17 PM
im not too familiar with the gay life in ann arbor, care to share experiences?
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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11-04-2005, 05:17 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":b87a6]im not too familiar with the gay life in ann arbor, care to share experiences?[/quote:b87a6]
[url="http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/results/states/MI/I/02/map.html"]http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/ ... 2/map.html[/url]
Guess what county Ann Arbor is in.
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Senior Member
Posts: 11,144
Join Date: Mar 2002
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11-04-2005, 05:26 PM
um ok eek:
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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11-04-2005, 05:28 PM
[quote="Old Reliable":e7372]um ok eek:[/quote:e7372]
[url="http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/dfp-Revenge-On-A-BMW-M3.html"]http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/d ... MW-M3.html[/url]
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
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11-04-2005, 05:36 PM
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Tripper
That's cool - Very cool. I guess I'm gonna put Denver as a future destination to visit....! beer:
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YEAH! Tripper and I= Butt Buddies 4EVA |
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,161
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Detroit, MI
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11-04-2005, 07:08 PM
Ive had nothing but fun in Ann Arbor, great party town. Never been approched by a guy, lots of hot girls and if you go on Apr 1st people watching is at its best!!!
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