[Coleman]

i skipped the alcohol and strippers/porn and went right for the lottery ticket. I bought a $2 instant scratch ticket and got $80 from it dance:

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Originally Posted by Coleman

i skipped the alcohol and strippers/porn and went right for the lottery ticket. I bought a $2 instant scratch ticket and got $80 from it dance:

did you use the 80 to buy alcohol and strippers/porn?

[Judas]

nice. we just recently started doing lottery around here about 2 yrs agao and i have yet to buy a single ticket/scratch off etc.

[Coleman]

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":06280]

Originally Posted by Coleman

i skipped the alcohol and strippers/porn and went right for the lottery ticket. I bought a $2 instant scratch ticket and got $80 from it dance:

did you use the 80 to buy alcohol and strippers/porn?[/quote:06280]that would have been the smart thing to do...

[Mr.Buttocks]

Happy birthday etc.

[Unknown_Sniper]

Originally Posted by JBird

you can also buy b-b's and fireworks too rock:

Fireworks = 21 in my state It was the first thing I was gonan do when I turned 18 but noooo you have to be 21 now! I was like WTF to the dude and left. I dont htink ive done anything an 18 year old can really except be in a bar past 9or w/e and then buy a pack of cigs and a pack of cigars for other people.

[Arkan]

For my 18th b/day, my brother took me to a bar with a buddy of his to meet up with some girls. Turns out we all hooked up with them, took them back to a motel room, and fucked all 3.

If was quite a sight now that i look back on it. They took the mattress off the bed and placed it on the flloor. My brother got the box spring, his buddy got the mattress, and i got the floor with the big blanket. While i was fucking my girl, i got kicked in the head by my brothers friend. Later, when the girls left, Frank apologized for the kick saying he went down to eat his girl when he knocked me in the head. Oh, we laughed like hell afterwards then got breakfast at a diner. I never saw that girl again.

[Nyck]

every story arkan has is about fucking one or more bitches...rofl


Nyck
"I went to the grocery store today and bought some groceries"

Arkan
"I remember when I went to the grocery store, The chick at the deli counter was smokin hot. I took her in the back room and blasted her in the shitter, then suddenly the produce girl walked bye. Did she run in horror. hell no she went down and started suckin on Ol' Arkans balls while I blasted the deli chick in the shitter. I grabbed a 8 inch cucumber and started pounding the produce chicks asshole with it while I fisted her cunt. Man Ill never forget going to the grocery store."

[Arkan]

Originally Posted by Nyck

every story arkan has is about fucking one or more bitches...rofl


Nyck
"I went to the grocery store today and bought some groceries"

Arkan
"I remember when I went to the grocery store, The chick at the deli counter was smokin hot. I took her in the back room and blasted her in the shitter, then suddenly the produce girl walked bye. Did she run in horror. hell no she went down and started suckin on Ol' Arkans balls while I blasted the deli chick in the shitter. I grabbed a 8 inch cucumber and started pounding the produce chicks asshole with it while I fisted her cunt. Man Ill never forget going to the grocery store."

ROFLMAO.......tears are welling in my eyes from the laughter.

+ 1 you bastard.

Disclaimer: I swear these stories are true. Perhaps living in NY helps, i dunno.

[Johnj]

No it isn't New York. That kind of thing happened to me when I was in New Jersey.


ed: dance:

[Arkan]

Originally Posted by Johnj

No it isn't New York. That kind of thing happened to me when I was in New Jersey.


ed: dance:

perhaps i should've said "populous area".