so today I was chatting with god and he says..... - Page 2

ninty · 03-07-2006, 04:40 PM

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
butt
God:
It's good to see you, butt.
Me:
yep
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
yep
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
didn't we already do this
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
why
God:
Because.
Me:
ok
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
yep
God:
OK.
Me:
ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
whatever dude. you know you like it when mrs claus isn't around
God:
Can I help you? I enjoy working with people. I like Creed.. And I know it.
Me:
creed sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
their lead singer was a homo
God:
I heard they have a good lead singer was a homo.
Me:
that made no sdense
God:
" I heard they have a good lead singer was a homo." made no sdense ? I understand.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, butt.

CoMaToSe · 03-07-2006, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty

God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
whatever dude. you know you like it when mrs claus isn't around
.

happy: +1

Machette · 03-07-2006, 04:55 PM

Me:
Shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Unknown_Sniper · 03-07-2006, 04:58 PM

.......
Me:
well seeing how you are "God" you should be infinitely intellignet.
God:
Well that's okay. All of them?
Me:
You must be from India. Are you from India?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am from India. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am on earth.
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
It is not as fun as you might be led to think. I would much rather be on a space ship.
God:
It seemed like it was. What would make you much rather be on a space ship?
Me:
I would be in space.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
.... Becuase space ships are in space.
God:
That makes sense to me. All of them?
Me:
Yes all of them.
God:
Ahem. I doubt it.
Me:
why is this?
God:
Call it my natural skepticism.
Me:
If you know something I don't know then you should share the knowledge.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Well then tell me.
God:
Interesting. I don't want to talk about that.
Me:
I do

At this point God stopped talking to me. And that single browser window froze....

Scorched Earth · 03-07-2006, 05:34 PM

Me:
pork

God:
I like the way you talk.

Me:
pork

God:
Tell me a story.

Whatada · 03-07-2006, 05:38 PM

Me:
So what was the deal with that whole naked Sistine Chapel thing?
God:
Er. I can think of more than one deal with that whole naked Sistine Chapel thing.
Me:
Raunch!
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
asl first big boy
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
I dig metal.
God:
Why?: said dig metal.
Me:
Anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
What was with the little game of finger touch whilst naked? I would have been pointing at Adam's tiny epenis and laughing.
God:
it came with my programming. How much would you pay for it?
Me:
For a blowjob?
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
Partially
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
stfu Philbin

Mr.Buttocks · 03-07-2006, 05:50 PM

Me:
Have you seen geRV?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug smoking a cigar?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug smoking a cigar with Judas lying on top of him?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
It's a bit gay.

Unknown_Sniper · 03-07-2006, 05:54 PM

ROFL!

Himmler · 03-07-2006, 08:56 PM

ROFLLL!!

Johnj · 03-07-2006, 09:30 PM

Me:
you are a pervert
God:
I can certainly take credit for that. I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.

ed:

Nyck · 03-07-2006, 09:37 PM

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
HOLD DAT!
God:
My arms are not attached.
Me:
wtf did JAX from Mortal Kombat perform a finishing move on you?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Well did nigga steal your arms?

Eight Ace · 03-07-2006, 09:42 PM

Me:
God, how ya doin?
God:
aw y'know..can't complain, any day above grounds a good one eh? heh heh.
Me:
lol, yeah..that's the ticket.
God:
yep, yep...yep
Me:
yep.
God:
weathers turned out nice again.
Me:
yeah..I thought it was going to rain.
God:
it was...til I stopped it lol.
Me:
ahhaahah, nice one...heard from Jesus recently?
God:
oh ffs, don't get me started.....anyway, got shit to do so.
Me:
yes, me too, see you 'round.
God:
later.

Hawke · 03-07-2006, 09:52 PM

Me:
God, how ya doin?
God:
I am a Christian.

for some reason i rofled

Stammer · 03-07-2006, 10:16 PM

Me:
http://www.swillbj.ytmnd.com
God:
Wow, what a faggot.

03-07-2006, 10:33 PM

Me:
why did you create swill?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
yeah but that was just poor judgement
God:
Gosh! Just? I thought it was too