comatose's street job - Page 2

Milla · 09-06-2006, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":dd522

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Originally Posted by Tripper

For fucks sake coma, go outside and practise talking to chicks instead of checking these forums 24/7 to see how people have made fun of you.

hes too fat he cant get outside the door frame

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I loled at that too.

But to defend coma here (which is a rare treat for him) just talk to someone in class dude, its not that hard, strike up a random conversation.

Arch · 09-06-2006, 12:34 AM

i agree with millah, just open up dude, don't be shy, it's bad enough you're getting advice online rofl, on a serious note, just talk to anybody, guy or girl, meet one person, then you meet their friends etc and so on, enjoy your college time ffs

CoMaToSe · 09-06-2006, 12:54 AM

I wasnt looking for advice. If I could 'open myself up' to somebody, believe me, I would. Despite all of my fears and discomforts around girls, I actually end up being better friends with them.

The problem is that my school in Germany was teh small. Tight knit little group and all that. We all got to know each other well just from constant proximity. At Uni there's just so many people... I've had plenty of "Single Serving Friends", just not many Ive been able to see more than once.

Sirus · 09-06-2006, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

I wasnt looking for advice. If I could 'open myself up' to somebody, believe me, I would. Despite all of my fears and discomforts around girls, I actually end up being better friends with them.

The problem is that my school in Germany was teh small. Tight knit little group and all that. We all got to know each other well just from constant proximity. At Uni there's just so many people... I've had plenty of "Single Serving Friends", just not many Ive been able to see more than once.

thats still pretty sad

CoMaToSe · 09-06-2006, 01:10 AM

My name is fatter than everyone else's
[img]http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9080/comaaa9.jpg[/img]

Tripper · 09-06-2006, 02:43 AM

LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.

CoMaToSe · 09-06-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripper

LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.

proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:

Simo Häyhä · 09-06-2006, 08:09 AM

stfu comatose. god damn every time you post you come out more stupid.

Zoner · **Re: comatose's street job -** 09-06-2006, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Maplegyver

i was downtown today and some fat fuck asked the guy beside me if hed liek to have a rimjob for rock. im pretty sure this was comatose.

Lies. Things like this NEVER happen in Ottawa. :shiftyeyeddog:

Jin-Roh · 09-06-2006, 01:43 PM

nyck, you still got that video of the fat douche blowing his load before barely getting touched by those girls?? this reminds me of it. happy:

Judas · 09-06-2006, 01:47 PM

talking to chicks is hard.

Arch · 09-06-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas

talking to chicks is hard.

nah, if you're shy then well, you're fucked. If you have trouble talking to chicks, just approach them with the thought of only 'making friends' with them, the trick is to start a convo oOo: then you can fuck 'em if you're lucky, of course i haven't scored this way, cause my i've known my gf forever biggrin: pussy came with ease rock: Open up and speak out, don't fear rejection cause you'll get it sooner or later cry: enough tardness rolleyes:

Tripper · 09-06-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

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Originally Posted by Tripper

LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.

proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:

rofl 3 times bullshit

CoMaToSe · 09-06-2006, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripper

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

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Originally Posted by Tripper

LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.

proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:

rofl 3 times bullshit

in 18 years a WHOLE 3 TIMES GO ME WHOOHOOOO oOo:

Hawke · 09-06-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

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Originally Posted by Tripper

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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

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Originally Posted by Tripper

LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.

proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:

rofl 3 times bullshit

in 18 years a WHOLE 3 TIMES GO ME WHOOHOOOO oOo:

what makes it unbelievable is how fat/nerdy you are.

and about the uni situation.....its not like ohio is flooded with people. go out places and you will see the same people especially around universities.