[Sgt>Stackem]

Originally Posted by Colonel

yep. I would've loved to have shot the two guys that robbed me as they turned to leave. But the only satisfaction I got was tricking them into only getting about $50 or less, when they could have gotten ten times that amount.

Policeman: What did they look like.

Me: A .38 revolver

Policeman: Not the gun, what did the men look like.

Me: All I saw was the gun. I don't think I ever took my eyes off of the end of the snub nosed barrel.

mine was a little different

bad guy (BG) - give me all the money

me- fuck you

BG - do it or Ill shoot

me- fuck you (as I try to grab the gun)

BG- bang

me- you asshole, you shot me

BG- oh shit lets got out of here

me- fuck you



then I call the cops and they got caught a few miles away. They are resting in a Michigan prison for about 10 more years

BTW I can say a beer belly saved my life!!!

[Coleman]

ed:

[Nyck]

lol flint, top 3 dangerous city in michigan

Mine

Me and cousin walkin down street
*Cousin decides now would be a good time to count his money*
*black dude on bike in a hoody "YO you know what time it is?" as he circles around us on bike

Me "No I don't have a watch sorry"

dude "No I don't think you understand me, you know what time it is?"

*Dude reaches in front pocket of pullover sweater we see gun handle, hammer gets stuck on coat and he drops gun to ground with aloud heavy thud*

Me and my cousin look at ground look up and at each other

/BAM RUN

Ben johnson on roids couldn't have caught us.

[Sgt>Stackem]

it happened in Livonia, one of the safest cities in the US

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":6cf5e]

Originally Posted by Colonel

yep. I would've loved to have shot the two guys that robbed me as they turned to leave. But the only satisfaction I got was tricking them into only getting about $50 or less, when they could have gotten ten times that amount.

Policeman: What did they look like.

Me: A .38 revolver

Policeman: Not the gun, what did the men look like.

Me: All I saw was the gun. I don't think I ever took my eyes off of the end of the snub nosed barrel.

mine was a little different

bad guy (BG) - give me all the money

me- fuck you

BG - do it or Ill shoot

me- fuck you (as I try to grab the gun)

BG- bang

me- you asshole, you shot me

BG- oh shit lets got out of here

me- fuck you



then I call the cops and they got caught a few miles away. They are resting in a Michigan prison for about 10 more years

BTW I can say a beer belly saved my life!!![/quote:6cf5e]

U kidding right? ed:

I only know one person with a gun out of everyone I know, he's a farmer...

[Pyro]

wow...you americans get robbed a lot.

[Sgt>Stackem]

Ive been robbed 4 times during which I have been stabbed twice and shot once. I have learned 2 things

1 Crime can happen anywhere

2 I make a shitty victim