[TGB!]

Granted, but your income comes from kiddie porn: those kids are Pyr0 and Christian.

I wish I could bang Angelina Jolie.

[Zoner]

Granted, but you have to give Brad a conciliatory reach-around.


I wish Nicholas Cage would stop ruining America.

[Proteus]

Granted but she'll force you to make a black child with her for her collection.

I wish I could shit out my ears.


edit oh what the fuck

[TGB!]

Originally Posted by Proteus

Granted but she'll force you to make a black child with her for her collection.

I wish I could shit out my ears.

Granted, but you have to eat it first.

I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.

[elstatec]

[quote="TGB!":c33e3]
I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.[/quote:c33e3]

Granted but your first lady would be pyro.

I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from

[Paintballr]

[quote=elstatec]

Originally Posted by "TGB!":b01b8

I wish I were Supreme Ruler Of Canada.

Granted but your first lady would be pyro.

I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from[/quote:b01b8]

Granted, but you have to become him to understand.

I wish most mainstream music will kill itself.

[Tripper]

[quote=Paintballr]

Originally Posted by elstatec

Granted but your first lady would be pyro.

I wish i could understand where pyro gets his knowledge from

Granted, but you have to become him to understand.

I wish most mainstream music will kill itself.[/quote:2c45a]

granted, but then all indie/alternnative/underground music would become mainstream anyway

I wish i could pee out my mouth

[Nyck]

[quote=Tripper]

Originally Posted by Paintballr

Granted, but you have to become him to understand.

I wish most mainstream music will kill itself.

granted, but then all indie/alternnative/underground music would become mainstream anyway

I wish i could pee out my mouth[/quote:d8b1a]

granted but you have to shit out of your nose and smell it for all eternity

I wish tgb and I would get along

[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by Nyck

I wish tgb and I would get along

granted, but you must murder your entire family and lick tgbs anus daily.

I wish I had a shorter penis.

[elstatec]

[quote="Eight Ace":ed30e]

Originally Posted by Nyck

I wish tgb and I would get along

granted, but you must murder your entire family and lick tgbs anus daily.

I wish I had a shorter penis.[/quote:ed30e]


Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell.


I wish I had a bigger penis.

[Eames]

[quote=elstatec]

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":7d32c

granted, but you must murder your entire family and lick tgbs anus daily.

I wish I had a shorter penis.

Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell.


I wish I had a bigger penis.[/quote:7d32c]

granted, but your new unit will only work with dudes.


i wish the south would have won.

[strvs]

[quote=Eames]

Originally Posted by elstatec

Granted, but you have ball cancer aswell.


I wish I had a bigger penis.

granted, but your new unit will only work with dudes.


i wish the south would have won.[/quote:e492a]granted, but the US has become rampant with incest mutations

i wish i had bigger hands, so i could grab more potato chips

[Milla]

Granted but than you couldn't masturbate because your hands would crush your penis.

I wish I had potato chips.

[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by Milla

I wish I had potato chips.

granted, but u must eat them with comatoses cum as a dip.


I wish I had an apartment overlooking the Seine in the latin quarter of Paris

[Merlin122]

[quote="Eight Ace":1c835]

Originally Posted by Milla

I wish I had potato chips.

granted, but u must eat them with comatoses cum as a dip.


I wish I had an apartment overlooking the Seine in the latin quarter of Paris[/quote:1c835]

Granted, but your roommate is gay and he's getting randier by the minute.

I wish I had twenty penises.