Your typing like a scared! I can hardly understand you, sweetie! angel:
j/k buddy....A couple months ago I ran from a room with a big fatty spider that seemed to claim ownership of the whole room's floor, man, they look so disgusting. No you can all laugh at me, and feel better about yourselves for doing so. freak:
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08-31-2002, 09:30 PM
Oh my fuckin god im laughin right now biggrin: biggrin:
you shoulda seen the one in the bath the other night, jeyssuz, it was the size of my fist. big fucker, well once i got talkin to it he was quite a nice guy, he was a meat eater, he loved scaring the fucking shizzle out of old people and told me the difficulties of having eight legs although he kinda convinced me he ruled coz he could walk up the walls n shit.
i was like to my flatmate 'yea, thats a big one...i'll jus get a glass for ya...watch its legs when u get it.....hahaha,errr...is it gone yet??? FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHERE IS IT....TELLLLLL MEEE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!'
another time was when i was sleeping and as i gently opened my eyes from deep sleep i looked straight up above my face and this spider was dangling from the ceiling on a friggin long thread and was stretching his legs as he was about to land on my face. Now that fucked me up for a few weeks, i kept thinkin ol' 50 eyes was gonna come back and 'finish' the 'job'.
freak:
i never handle em but i can put em outside, hell i used to break all the rules by feeding spiders to my venus fly trap when i was young, hehe
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
I once read a story about spiders somewhere. This guy bought a exotic cactus over an ad in the paper. It arrived and he planted it in the backyard. After a few weeks, he noticed it started "breathing" and called the local plant center. After answering a few questions about the description of the cactus, he was told to leave the house immediatly and a medical team will arrive shortly. After leaving, a few minutes later a ambulance arrived with a paramedic and a guy who looked like he had a flamethrower and heat resistant suit. He went in the back yard and started torching the cactus and the surrounding grass. The owner was like "WTF R U DOING?!" After a few minutes his grass was torched and his cactus stopped "breathing" He was allowed back to see why they did that. They tore open the cactus and found HUNDREDS of Giant Bird Eating Tarauntulas(<--doesn't know if they are real) that were two hand lengths big. They said that if he hadn't called, it would have exploded and spread the spiders 200 square feet away from his home. Freaky eh?