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Default 03-21-2003, 03:14 PM

Office Space:

Blumburg: Yah...Im going to have to ask you to move your pants downstairs






Milton: Senor...I asked for no pants in my margarita
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:14 PM

"36! My girlfriend sucked 36 pants!" <- Dante Hicks (While working as a Clerk)

"In a row?!" <- Random Customer

...From Clerks.

Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans talk about Pants.

"You're wearing Leather Pants?"

"Yeah"

"How much would a pair of them cost"

"I dunno, maybe 500 hundred."

"500 hundred dollars?!"

"Yeah"

"They're pants."

"Yeah"

"You wear 'em"

"Yeah"

"They don't have like a TV in 'em or something?"

"Nope."

"I am very old."

.....From The Last Boy Scout.....And no, I didn't change anything.
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:15 PM

Patton: All this stuff about Americans not wanting pants is a bunch of HORSESHIT. Americans naturally love pants
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:44 PM

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":4fd35]Patton: All this stuff about Americans not wanting pants is a bunch of HORSESHIT. Americans naturally love pants[/quote:4fd35]
LOL gg evil:
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:55 PM

'IIIIII AM THE PANTS!!' - He-Man
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 03:57 PM

Pants suck. - rainman
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 04:01 PM

"Pants..." -Rei Ayanami


  
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Default 03-21-2003, 04:16 PM

"M.I.C....K.E.Y....P.A.N.T.S" - full metal jacket.

"The hills are alive with the sound of pants. - sound of music

"You think youre real funny pal i eat peice of pants like you for breakfast.

You eat peices of pants for breakfast?

...no....." - Happy Gilmore

"You can do it! cut his fucking pants off!" - waterboy.

"Life is like a box of pant - you never know what youre gonna get" forrest gump

"you think im pants? how am i pants? pants how, like a clown? im here to amuse you? im here to fucking amuse you?! how the FUCK am i pants? - Goodfellas.
  
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Default 03-21-2003, 04:20 PM

"Do not try to bend the pants, instead try to realize the truth. There is no pants."
-Matrix
  
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Default 03-26-2003, 11:08 AM

Sir i think Soble hates us. Cap soble does not hate easy company.. he just hates your .... pants. Winters, BOB
  
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Default 03-26-2003, 11:43 AM

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":03c21]"Do not try to bend the pants, instead try to realize the truth. There is no pants."
-Matrix[/quote:03c21]

Close, but it would actually be:

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the pants. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no pants.
Neo: There is no pants?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the pants that bends, it is only yourself.

I love that movie. cool: M16:
  
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Default 03-26-2003, 12:12 PM

"What we have here is is a complete lack of respect for the pants."

Sheriff Buford T. Justice - Smokey and the Bandit

"Wendy, darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya, im just gonna bash your pants in. Im gonna bash them right the fuck in!"

Jack Nicholson - The Shining


Colonel Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want pants?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I want the pants!
Jessep: You can't handle the pants!

A Few Good Men

"Suck me, pants!"

Stifler - American Pie


  
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Default 03-26-2003, 12:25 PM

PANTS the lord Jesus Christ! - Lethal Weapon 3
  
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Default 03-26-2003, 12:27 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":05756]Spoon boy[/quote:05756]

HAHA that's hilarious!
  
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Default 03-27-2003, 10:58 AM

We shall fight with growing confidence and great strength in our.. pants. Winston Churchill.
  
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