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Location: y tu mama tambien
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03-21-2003, 03:14 PM
Office Space:
Blumburg: Yah...Im going to have to ask you to move your pants downstairs
Milton: Senor...I asked for no pants in my margarita
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General of the Army
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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03-21-2003, 03:14 PM
"36! My girlfriend sucked 36 pants!" <- Dante Hicks (While working as a Clerk)
"In a row?!" <- Random Customer
...From Clerks.
Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans talk about Pants.
"You're wearing Leather Pants?"
"Yeah"
"How much would a pair of them cost"
"I dunno, maybe 500 hundred."
"500 hundred dollars?!"
"Yeah"
"They're pants."
"Yeah"
"You wear 'em"
"Yeah"
"They don't have like a TV in 'em or something?"
"Nope."
"I am very old."
.....From The Last Boy Scout.....And no, I didn't change anything.
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Senior Member
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Location: y tu mama tambien
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03-21-2003, 03:15 PM
Patton: All this stuff about Americans not wanting pants is a bunch of HORSESHIT. Americans naturally love pants
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
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03-21-2003, 03:44 PM
[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":4fd35]Patton: All this stuff about Americans not wanting pants is a bunch of HORSESHIT. Americans naturally love pants[/quote:4fd35]
LOL gg evil:
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Captain
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
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03-21-2003, 03:55 PM
'IIIIII AM THE PANTS!!' - He-Man
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,828
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Buzzin around the dung pile...
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03-21-2003, 03:57 PM
Pants suck. - rainman
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Colonel
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: wut
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03-21-2003, 04:01 PM
"Pants..." -Rei Ayanami
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,106
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fife, Scotland
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03-21-2003, 04:16 PM
"M.I.C....K.E.Y....P.A.N.T.S" - full metal jacket.
"The hills are alive with the sound of pants. - sound of music
"You think youre real funny pal i eat peice of pants like you for breakfast.
You eat peices of pants for breakfast?
...no....." - Happy Gilmore
"You can do it! cut his fucking pants off!" - waterboy.
"Life is like a box of pant - you never know what youre gonna get" forrest gump
"you think im pants? how am i pants? pants how, like a clown? im here to amuse you? im here to fucking amuse you?! how the FUCK am i pants? - Goodfellas.
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Senior Member
Posts: 359
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: y tu mama tambien
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03-21-2003, 04:20 PM
"Do not try to bend the pants, instead try to realize the truth. There is no pants."
-Matrix
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Senior Member
Posts: 821
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: War is War just aint what it used to be
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03-26-2003, 11:08 AM
Sir i think Soble hates us. Cap soble does not hate easy company.. he just hates your .... pants. Winters, BOB
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Staten Island, NY, USA
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03-26-2003, 11:43 AM
[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":03c21]"Do not try to bend the pants, instead try to realize the truth. There is no pants."
-Matrix[/quote:03c21]
Close, but it would actually be:
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the pants. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no pants.
Neo: There is no pants?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the pants that bends, it is only yourself.
I love that movie. cool: M16:
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Corporal
Posts: 980
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Auburn Hills, MI
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03-26-2003, 12:12 PM
"What we have here is is a complete lack of respect for the pants."
Sheriff Buford T. Justice - Smokey and the Bandit
"Wendy, darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya, im just gonna bash your pants in. Im gonna bash them right the fuck in!"
Jack Nicholson - The Shining
Colonel Jessep (Jack Nicholson): You want pants?
Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I want the pants!
Jessep: You can't handle the pants!
A Few Good Men
"Suck me, pants!"
Stifler - American Pie
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Plymouth, MA
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03-26-2003, 12:25 PM
PANTS the lord Jesus Christ! - Lethal Weapon 3
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Location: Plymouth, MA
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03-26-2003, 12:27 PM
[quote="Bazooka_Joe":05756]Spoon boy[/quote:05756]
HAHA that's hilarious!
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: War is War just aint what it used to be
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03-27-2003, 10:58 AM
We shall fight with growing confidence and great strength in our.. pants. Winston Churchill.
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