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Default 02-28-2004, 08:04 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":9e486][quote="Unknown_Sniper":9e486][quote=Rannoch]
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[quote:9e486]I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there
Are joo teh ghez0r?
Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:9e486]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:9e486]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there[/quote:9e486]how the fukc, wouldnt ppl notice..you moaning and then suspicious liquid on the ground..[/quote:9e486]

I concur that must be crap, you sure your friends wouldn't notice if u spoojd all over the canteen floor & your eyes rolled inside your head & bit your lip etc.
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 08:18 AM

Maybe they'd notice... maybe they wouldn't... who cares?
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 09:08 AM

i had this really cute girl in 10th grade do that, except she was really vocal about that shit....like everytime she saw me, she would scream "OMG he is soooooooo hot."

one day, i had someone tell her to lay the fuck off b/c a lot of my friends didnt like her because she was a slutty bitch...what a mistake, i heard she fucked this black kid, and begged for him to throw it in her ass...FUCK ME...

moral of the story: she is a fake goth, she probs doesnt need to shave her pussy yet, and i have a feeling she is a virgin, so do your thing pimp, drop a taste on her, then have her begging for more...only problem is she'll be on your nutsack 100x more...oh well, price you pay to fuck the virigin shit out of a wet little pubescent mall goth
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 09:10 AM

also, das reich said we WOULD get laid on a packed bus, not that he did...so you all need to stop jerkin and read more closely haha jk
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 10:14 AM

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also, das reich said we WOULD get laid on a packed bus, not that he did...so you all need to stop jerkin and read more closely haha jk
Pitt is It!
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 10:29 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":2d871][quote="Unknown_Sniper":2d871][quote=Rannoch]
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[quote:2d871]I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there
Are joo teh ghez0r?
Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:2d871]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:2d871]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there[/quote:2d871]how the fukc, wouldnt ppl notice..you moaning and then suspicious liquid on the ground..[/quote:2d871]
Well first off it was under a table. second I didnt spooge everywhere. I wouldnt do that in school. third I dont moan or things like that if its not extreme oOo:
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 10:56 AM

Im just going from how I do it with my lover, AM...



  
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Default 02-28-2004, 03:37 PM

i say the first post is one of those Attention Whore madness things. Who would chase a freak around? Exactly.


  
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Default 02-28-2004, 04:56 PM

one of these days just go up to her and be like can i help you? lol
  
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Default 02-28-2004, 05:01 PM

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give her the "amen" shocker...2 in the pink... 8 in the stink.
lol is that what you do to Punky? oOo:
  
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