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Default 09-13-2004, 06:29 PM

stfu and go suck your moms cock. I like canada. im going to move there later on in life.
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Default 09-13-2004, 06:30 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":5a1f2]stfu and go suck your moms cock. I like canada. im going to move there later on in life.
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if my mother had a penis she would be my father.. you have a fucked up family man
  
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Default 09-13-2004, 06:32 PM

if you got that joke it meant you had 2 dads.
and stop qouting maples long message.
  
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Default 09-13-2004, 06:39 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":70016]if you got that joke it meant you had 2 dads.
and stop qouting maples long message.[/quote:70016]

ROFL

How old are you? 6?
  
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Default 09-13-2004, 06:49 PM

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if you got that joke it meant you had 2 dads.
and stop qouting maples long message.
ROFL

How old are you? 6?[/quote:3caf9]
i think it hurts his feelings, can you get me up ninty?
  
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Default 09-13-2004, 06:55 PM

cry: get it back to simpsons talk.
  
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Default 09-13-2004, 06:56 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":11423]cry: get it back to simpsons talk.[/quote:11423]

simps0ons are old overplayed and repetetive

king of the hill>simpsons
  
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Default 09-13-2004, 07:03 PM

simpons.king of the hill. family guy. im not saying which is better. they are all good, Fox in general has good shows except for their reality crap.
  
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Default 09-13-2004, 07:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerard
[quote:75a2e]Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!
http://homepage.mac.com/dpark1/.cv/dpar ... 3-link.mp3[/quote:75a2e]

ROFL!!!! that shit is soooo damn funny
  
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Default 09-13-2004, 08:47 PM

simpsons arfe fuckin ghey, prolly watched 2 episodes
  
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Default 09-14-2004, 01:00 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":14459]simpsons arfe fuckin ghey, prolly watched 2 episodes[/quote:14459]

I watched quite alot of episodes as a kid - but they just got repetative.
  
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Default 09-14-2004, 07:14 AM

Guys, FUCK OFF WITH THE SPAM!

And for fuck sakes, if someone spams, don't quote it, you dumb shits!

Now...

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[img]http://simpsons.metropoliglobal.com/fotogramas/2f13/09.jpg[/img]
G'day mates! What's the good word?

I love that scene. biggrin:


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Default 09-14-2004, 12:40 PM

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Guys, FUCK OFF WITH THE SPAM!

And for fuck sakes, if someone spams, don't quote it, you dumb shits!

Now...

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[img]http://simpsons.metropoliglobal.com/fotogramas/2f13/09.jpg[/img]
G'day mates! What's the good word?

I love that scene. biggrin:
That was a great episode.

"Could I have a chocolate milk?"

"A Beer?"

"No - I said, Chocolate Milk"

"Beer?"

"Choc-o-late mi-lk???"

"Be-eeer?"
  
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Default 09-14-2004, 01:01 PM

Bart vs Australia is one of my favorite episodes...EVER


Milhouse: Hey, Bart! The bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies! Wanna go smell?
Bart: Yes... Yes, I do.

Bart: Are we going to be landing on an aircraft carrier?
Pilot: No, the nearest Navy vessel is the USS Walter Mondale....its a laundry ship.

Australian Man: 900 Dollarydoos!, Tobias did you accept a collect call from the States?

Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indited for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pshh. That's no reason to block the TV.

Bart: Do the toilets go backwards in here?
U.S Embasy guy: No. To combat home sickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way.
*Flushes toilet. Machine kicks in and water swirls the other way*
Homer (weeping, singing): Sweet land of liberty...

Homer: Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything?
*Homer makes faces, hops around.*
*Guard punches him in the face*
Guard: No sir! US marine corps sir!
  
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Default 09-14-2004, 01:29 PM

Marge: Oh we have those in America. We call 'em bullfrogs.
Aussie clerk: That's a funny name. I woulda called it a chuzzwuzzer.

Marge: I'll have a coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: Coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: Coff. ee.
Bartender: Be. er.
Marge: C-O...
Bartender: B-E..

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