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Default 11-16-2004, 09:30 PM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":5e655][quote="Mr.Buttocks":5e655]Buy his Father a pint.[/quote:5e655]

Props!!


Or go to a porn store and ask to see a bit of the latest xxx treats then wack 1 off in said store and escape without a beating.

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no pun intented?... biggrin:...
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 09:35 PM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":a4f72][quote="@/\/G3L":a4f72]your mom?[/quote:a4f72]

WTF!!! dude no man disrespects another mans mom.
You have brocken the code and will be shat on!

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Yeah, that was uncalled for, but what do you expect from a 12 yr old. One day he will learn from the errs of his ways.


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Default 11-16-2004, 09:39 PM

[quote="@/\/G3L":f52b3]your mom?[/quote:f52b3]

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get the fuck out of my thread


  
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Default 11-16-2004, 09:55 PM

Not only fuck a girl but when you done make sure she walks like she just road a saddle.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 10:31 PM

Down here you're not a man til' you finish a yardie, or Yard glass as it's more commonly known.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 10:36 PM

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Down here you're not a man til' you finish a yardie, or Yard glass as it's more commonly known.
aww 3 feet of beer thats so nice .. i think its when you get out on your own and stop mooching off ya parents , thats when you really become a man.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 10:58 PM

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Down here you're not a man til' you finish a yardie, or Yard glass as it's more commonly known.
aww 3 feet of beer thats so nice .. i think its when you get out on your own and stop mooching off ya parents , thats when you really become a man.
You're a fucking faggot.
  
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Default 11-16-2004, 11:43 PM

Have sex with a chick...and when you're done...yell "FATALITY!"
  
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Default 11-17-2004, 12:39 AM

Break at least one bone
  
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Default 11-17-2004, 01:48 AM

when you start sucking tits again.
  
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Default 11-17-2004, 07:13 AM

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Have sex with a chick...and when you're done...yell "FATALITY!"
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Default 11-17-2004, 08:23 AM

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Y ou must have a threesome with two girls. biggrin:
Hot ones ..
  
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Default 11-17-2004, 08:53 AM

- Chug 2 pints of Guinness back-to-back.
- Watch the Star Wars trilogy on a 50" LCD HDTV. biggrin:


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Default 11-17-2004, 11:21 AM

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When I read that bit I thought you were talking about killing a Jamaican gangster!!! biggrin:
  
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Default 11-17-2004, 11:34 AM

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Watch the Star Wars trilogy on a 50" LCD HDTV. biggrin:
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