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Default 12-04-2004, 07:29 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":1cbc0]damnit i need to take a shit! fucking door! *kicks door* i cant shit is a perfect square! *door breaks* good, its broken, now i can shit.[/quote:1cbc0]

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Default 12-04-2004, 07:30 PM

[quote="Apocalypse | NoW":ccf64][quote="Grim_Reaper":ccf64]damnit i need to take a shit! fucking door! *kicks door* i cant shit is a perfect square! *door breaks* good, its broken, now i can shit.[/quote:ccf64]

eek:[/quote:ccf64]
dane cook... im now listening to bill burr rock:
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 07:39 PM

I play Yatzee hand-held. rock:
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 07:55 PM

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How much time do you guys spend in the bathroom? Christ. eek:
As long as necessary, sometimes upwards of 20 mins, if im reading something half the time i forget where i am and what im supposed to be doing. biggrin:
Me too. I usually am looking at a Music123 catalog, or Sam Ash, or reading Motor Trend. If not that, I read shampoo bottles and such. I don't take shits at other houses.
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 08:23 PM

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I play Yatzee hand-held. rock:
rofl, i have that and monopoly, fuckin i should bring that into my john with me next time i gotta drop the cosbys off
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 08:33 PM

[quote="Short Hand":420e4]
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No. I try to be there for only a limited amount of time. Like say, 5 minutes. And I usually pushing, so I don't have the concentration to read.
you gotta push ? It just gliodes out for me :0) Must be all the fibre....[/quote:420e4]

nah, its prolly cuz most of us havent been fucked in the ass before oOo:
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 08:48 PM

nvm
  
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Default 12-04-2004, 09:24 PM

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No. I try to be there for only a limited amount of time. Like say, 5 minutes. And I usually pushing, so I don't have the concentration to read.
you gotta push ? It just gliodes out for me :0) Must be all the fibre....
nah, its prolly cuz most of us havent been fucked in the ass before oOo:[/quote:501b9]

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Default 12-04-2004, 09:33 PM

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Default 12-05-2004, 03:59 PM

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I usually read my video game manuals...or maxim magazine.
What does your wife think of your gaming habits?
  
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Default 12-05-2004, 04:02 PM

[quote=freedomfighter]
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No. I try to be there for only a limited amount of time. Like say, 5 minutes. And I usually pushing, so I don't have the concentration to read.
you gotta push ? It just gliodes out for me :0) Must be all the fibre....
nah, its prolly cuz most of us havent been fucked in the ass before oOo:[/quote:1b790]
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Default 12-05-2004, 04:03 PM

I dont read anything
  
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Default 12-05-2004, 04:39 PM

i only try to take a shat when im work. i usually read the sports page or the front page. im a news junkie biggrin:
  
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Default 12-05-2004, 06:09 PM

Im in, i unload, i wipe, i wash, im out. Total time less than 3 minutes. If im sick it can be as long as 5 minutes, but those times im far to sick to read anyhow.
  
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Default 12-05-2004, 09:08 PM

i welded my ass togethor several years ago
  
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