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Default 04-17-2005, 05:22 PM

[quote="philadelphia killing mach":7f012]

oh shit, just thought of the other possibility..........you've never had your dicked sucked.....too bad son; if you did you'd crack that rib and gnaw yourself for an hour. you know it, kid; you know it.[/quote:7f012]

[quote="dr nein":7f012]Spoken like a true married man, Nyck.[/quote:7f012]

K thx...you go suck your dong, ill let my wife do the work.....


in conclusion stop trying to make your self feel better by thinking everyone else wants to suck their own dicks. you are the exception brother, not the norm.

23,118 out of 23,119 GF1ers agree "We wouldnt suck our own dick"


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Default 04-17-2005, 05:26 PM

Cheaper to get a fleshlight.
  
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Default 04-17-2005, 05:31 PM

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oh shit, just thought of the other possibility..........you've never had your dicked sucked.....too bad son; if you did you'd crack that rib and gnaw yourself for an hour. you know it, kid; you know it.
[quote="dr nein":57a88]Spoken like a true married man, Nyck.[/quote:57a88]

K thx...you go suck your dong, ill let my wife do the work.....


in conclusion stop trying to make your self feel better by thinking everyone else wants to suck their own dicks. you are the exception brother, not the norm.

23,118 out of 23,119 GF1ers agree "We wouldnt suck our own dick"[/quote:57a88]

23,000 out of 23,119 proably have never even had thier dick sucked, jr.
i am the exception, above the norm; you're right there brother.
listen to some bill hicks sometime..........you'll see what i'm talking about.
  
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Default 04-17-2005, 05:33 PM

I don't know dude...I don't think you'd ever convince me to suck my own dick if I knew I could.


  
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Default 04-17-2005, 05:37 PM

I think I would suck my own dick once in a while if I didn't have a girlfriend.


  
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Default 04-17-2005, 05:40 PM

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Default 04-17-2005, 05:40 PM

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I think I would suck my own dick once in a while if I didn't have a girlfriend.
well you also like drinking your GFs menstrual blood too so.... biggrin:


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Default 04-17-2005, 05:41 PM

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I think I would suck my own dick once in a while if I didn't have a girlfriend.
well you also like drinking your GFs menstrual blood too so.... biggrin:
Depends on the day. First day when it's full of uterine lining and shit, it's nasty. After that it's not too bad.


  
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Default 04-17-2005, 05:43 PM

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I think I would suck my own dick once in a while if I didn't have a girlfriend.
well you also like drinking your GFs menstrual blood too so.... biggrin:
Depends on the day. First day when it's full of uterine lining and shit, it's nasty. After that it's not too bad.
some people like pulp in their OJ, some like uterine lining in their menstrual blood.


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Default 04-17-2005, 05:44 PM

lmao biggrin:


  
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Default 04-17-2005, 06:37 PM

this thread has gotten very freaky. Someone hold me cry:


  
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Default 04-17-2005, 09:14 PM

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I think I would suck my own dick once in a while if I didn't have a girlfriend.
I'd suck myself off if I promised not to come in my mouth, it'd be ok
if I pulled out and came all over my face and tits though....so, yeah..
  
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