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General of the Army
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Location: Ireland
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06-19-2005, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?
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Im guessing none cause the stoves already lit? eek:
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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Major General
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Location: The Continent of Africa
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06-19-2005, 04:27 PM
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If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?
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I'd light the match first. COZ I'M A SEX MACHINE! |
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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06-19-2005, 04:36 PM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":35cc4]
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Originally Posted by Pyro
If, having only one match, on a freezing winter day, you entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a wood burning stove, which should you light first?
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I'd light the match first. COZ I'M A SEX MACHINE![/quote:35cc4]
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06-19-2005, 05:41 PM
What makes a man bald-headed?
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Captain
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06-19-2005, 05:45 PM
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What makes a man bald-headed?
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DHT |
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,138
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
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06-19-2005, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Acideyez
What makes a man bald-headed?
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Lack of hair. |
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Sergeant
Posts: 1,113
Join Date: Oct 2002
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06-19-2005, 06:47 PM
What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night?
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,201
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Narf.
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06-19-2005, 06:57 PM
As crawling infants, people travel on four limbs in the mornings of their lives. As adults, they travel upright on two limbs in the bright middays of their lives. As frail and elderly people tapping canes before them, they travel on three limbs in the twilights of their days.
Oedipus Trilogy biggrin:
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sillybeans!
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,413
Join Date: May 2004
Location: IUP
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06-19-2005, 07:26 PM
[quote=Tripper]
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Originally Posted by Himmler
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Originally Posted by "$p!k3":1b1ad
Whats orange, white and at the bottom of a pool?
-A dead baby.
Whats orange, black and at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby two weeks later.
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baby jokes: you have sunk to the lowest level possible. |
This coming from the kid who makes blatantly racist jokes, then gets offended when someone makes an unoffensive Jewish remark. Stfu.[/quote:1b1ad]
[img]http://img153.echo.cx/img153/8945/gayfaghat9ru.jpg[/img]
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-your saying that i had a problem with jew jokes (which i do) but i make racist jokes. are you trying to make the connection that jew jokes and race jokes are the same? so jews are a race? no. dipshit.
-and, i never said that baby jokes were wrong or anythign, i was just stating my opinion that they aren't funny, because the punchline is always the same.
either way you need to shut your fat trap cuntmouth. |
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Sergeant
Posts: 1,113
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06-19-2005, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Whatada
As crawling infants, people travel on four limbs in the mornings of their lives. As adults, they travel upright on two limbs in the bright middays of their lives. As frail and elderly people tapping canes before them, they travel on three limbs in the twilights of their days.
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how about: walk on the living they don't even mumble, walk on the dead they mutter and grumble. What are they? |
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,201
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Narf.
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06-19-2005, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Whatada
As crawling infants, people travel on four limbs in the mornings of their lives. As adults, they travel upright on two limbs in the bright middays of their lives. As frail and elderly people tapping canes before them, they travel on three limbs in the twilights of their days.
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how about: walk on the living they don't even mumble, walk on the dead they mutter and grumble. What are they? |
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sillybeans!
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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06-19-2005, 09:02 PM
[quote=harpua]
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":5ab68
relax you stupid cunt...she's not Jewish. nag:
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woah dude, what the fuck.
that was uncalled for you shitface.
annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy: annoy:[/quote:5ab68]
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Originally Posted by bukdez
read more carefully before you fly off the handle...
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either way, using that term is still uncalled for and offensive. |
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either way you need to shut your fat trap cuntmouth.
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eek: oOo: rolleyes: |
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,138
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
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06-19-2005, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by harpua
-your saying that i had a problem with jew jokes (which i do) but i make racist jokes. are you trying to make the connection that jew jokes and race jokes are the same? so jews are a race? no. dipshit.
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That's quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. It's okay to make racist jokes but it's not ok to make Jewish jokes because you think they're different? You're really full of shit.
I hope you get a large black cock down your throat, Jewbag. |
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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06-19-2005, 09:07 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":5bf7f]the answer is "cock robin"....but what is the question?..* dances around playing flute *[/quote:5bf7f]
"What's that in my mouth Batman?" eek:
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,546
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
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06-19-2005, 09:12 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":2ac94][quote="Eight Ace":2ac94]the answer is "cock robin"....but what is the question?..* dances around playing flute *[/quote:2ac94]
"What's that in my mouth Batman?" eek:[/quote:2ac94]
hahahahaah wtf
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