dumbest thing you've gotten in "trouble" with - Page 3

Bleuachdu · 08-10-2005, 09:57 AM

In 3rd grade I taught this kid how to flip people off. He decided it was incredibly new and exciting and opted to give everyone in school the finger. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't like getting the bird from an 8 year old and busted him. He, being a filthy rat, told on me and I was seriously reprimanded.

The shame.

annoy:

Coleman · 08-10-2005, 10:45 AM

5th grade I started a food fight with some asshole.

11th grade I slipped some fat-chick porn under a few girls' hotel room door on our trip to DC.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 08-10-2005, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Coleman

11th grade I slipped some fat-chick porn under a few girls' hotel room door on our trip to DC.

a random person?

lasagna · 08-10-2005, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coleman

11th grade I slipped some fat-chick porn under a few girls' hotel room door on our trip to DC.

ROFL

Coleman · 08-10-2005, 10:57 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e0efd]

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Originally Posted by Coleman

11th grade I slipped some fat-chick porn under a few girls' hotel room door on our trip to DC.

a random person?[/quote:e0efd]well you see we thought it was some girls that we knew from our band. So we called them up on the hotel phones and were like, "Hey did you get a present under the door?" And when they started to deny everything I started to get nervous. They had no idea what i was talking about. Evidentally, we got things mixed up. They were in that room, but on a floor down.

So the room that recieved the fat chick porn was some older woman from what our director told us. The woman was really angry and demanded an apology and that we'd be suspended from school. Since we were really close with the director and stuff, she knew it was just a small prank gone wrong so nothing ever happened to us except for our racing hearts thinking what our punishment was.

From 9th grade till 12th grade I was in the pit orchestra for the school play. My freshman year, a senior named Todd (he's in the army now) went and bought fat chick porn called "Voluptuous". It is the worst thing in the world...trust me. So we'd put it on our music stands while the actors on stage would try to concentrate on their lines and dancing. (our back were towards the stage so our horns would face the audience). It was perfect how we were situated because we were center stage and no adult knew what we were doing. Ever since that moment, it has been a new tradition for the trumpet player to bring fat chick porn to mess the actors up.

We also try to put porn in different props. Two years ago we put it in a newspaper that the one actor had to read up on stage. The look on his face was soooooo priceless. Last year we put this discusting wet pussy on the back of a knight's shield. The kid that had to use it was a freshman and he had no idea what to do...oh it was great. Good times, good times.

Merlin122 · 08-10-2005, 11:01 AM

i never get caught for most of the dumb shit I pull. The worst that i've been caught for in school was blowing bubbles in the middle of class.

Pyro · 08-10-2005, 12:04 PM

My father finding lighters in the car that my stupid friends can't seem to keep in their pants and making it seem like they're mine when they obviouslly aren't and getting in shit for something that takes 10 seconds to pick up if it bugged him so much.

Jakke · 08-10-2005, 12:54 PM

i was telling a story, and i stretched my arm
and my teacher just walked by and i hitted her in her face oOo:

detention time!

Zoner · 08-10-2005, 01:15 PM

My wife (at the time just my girlfriend) clicking on KTOG's old "Vet's Forum" I had bookmarked. She read a post by me which said something to the effect of "I'd hit it like a 65 mph changeup" in regard to a pic of a classmate posted by someone there.

I got a blast o' shit for that...heh heh.

TonyMontana · 08-10-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

My wife (at the time just my girlfriend) clicking on KTOG's old "Vet's Forum" I had bookmarked. She read a post by me which said something to the effect of "I'd hit it like a 65 mph changeup" in regard to a pic of a classmate posted by someone there.

I got a blast o' shit for that...heh heh.

LMAO

Stammer · 08-10-2005, 01:23 PM

I've never really been caught and the only thing I can think that I've gotten in trouble for was back in third grade. We had this reading corner were we all sat for free time and did nothing and in this music book there was a hand that was showing how to play the trumpet (It was a pop up type book) and when you moved his middle finger it looked like he was giving the finger so imitated it, and this faggot gets up runs to the teacher and tells on me, not only did I get viciously yelled at, I got an after school conference and detention, just for imitating a book.

spank:

TonyMontana · 08-10-2005, 01:26 PM

throwing a snowball at a kid in grade 5 or something. I had to write a 300 word essay on why i threw it.....but the kid that threw the first one at me didnt get shit because the teacher didnt see it. cunt

Doctor Duffy · 08-10-2005, 01:40 PM

Im not a daredevil, nor am I perfect, but when I usually do stuff, I hardly ever get caught - that's really cause I dont do it much..

...I remember in 1st grade, after a field trip to Dominos to see how they made pizza (rofl, no kidding - greatest field trip ever), I was done drinking my soda, and I was sitting at a table (Dont put on by calling me a racist after you read this) with three black kids (about the only ones in our entire preppy school). I took my soda can, and said "Im Arnold Schwarzenegger!" and crushed the can. One of the kids yelled out "TEACHER! MATT CALLED ME A NIGGER!".

I had no idea what a "Nigga" meant back then, but I kept defending myself, saying I didnt say it, I really didnt say it. They ended up calling my parents, who put it off as total bs.

See, Im not that adventuristic. The most I've ever been in trouble was just this year at school, while walking into the auditorium, everyone was bunched together at the doorway, so I started spazzing out and yelling and flailing my arms and stuff. Then this teacher grabs me and starts spitting in my face, asking what I was doing. Haha, what was funny is that I that the reason we were going into the auditorium was that I was going to win some scholarship (Which, actually, I didnt...GPA was only 3.2).

I also was, in 7th grade, leaping desk to desk, pretending to be Mario, but somehow I never got in trouble for that, even though the Social Studies teacher saw me do it.

Im a badass. hellfire:

BlackJackal · 08-10-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner

My wife (at the time just my girlfriend) clicking on KTOG's old "Vet's Forum" I had bookmarked. She read a post by me which said something to the effect of "I'd hit it like a 65 mph changeup" in regard to a pic of a classmate posted by someone there.

I got a blast o' shit for that...heh heh.

lol! biggrin:

KTOG · 08-10-2005, 01:46 PM

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