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Default 09-14-2005, 04:55 PM
Pablo dude...you totally look like fucking Jeremy Piven

[img]http://www.channelguidemag.com/piven/images/piven_2.jpg[/img]

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Default 09-14-2005, 04:59 PM
shes gotta b able to light a match on her legs & then smoke a cig with her pussy
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 05:06 PM
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As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)
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Default 09-14-2005, 06:31 PM
[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":8bfa9]shes gotta b able to light a match on her legs & then smoke a cig with her pussy[/quote:8bfa9]

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Default 09-14-2005, 07:57 PM
[img]http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2467/fat_baywatch.jpg[/img]
  
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[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":72d60][img]http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2467/fat_baywatch.jpg[/img][/quote:72d60]

i just threw up my smoothie
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 08:12 PM
that dance vid was queer
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 08:13 PM
Wrong Thread?
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 08:14 PM
^^ wrong thread??????????? eek:
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 08:15 PM
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that dance vid was queer
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i just threw up my smoothie[/quote:6c37a]

WHAT YOU SAY?!
  
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i just threw up my smoothie
WHAT YOU SAY?![/quote:9ab4a]

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Default 09-14-2005, 09:54 PM
why are you telling us this?
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 11:11 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":5a590]fat chicks need love too[/quote:5a590]

just not from me
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 11:17 PM
Satisfy you're hunger with a SNICKERS.

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