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Default 11-12-2005, 12:35 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":0f6b8]rofl i bet u walk by this guy on the street and he rapes you[/quote:0f6b8]for some reason that literally made me lol


  
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Default 11-12-2005, 12:44 PM

ok fuck this, he's too messed up. as soon as i msged him my email, he added me in about 5.1 seconds. then when he added me i asked for his pic and he said it wasnt on the computer he was on (my ass).

so i asked where he does this business, and he told me the area, so if i ever hear about a 35 year old pedo on the loose i have an idea where he could be found oOo:

Then he just grossed me out, asking if i receive regularly from guys and i told him to fuck off and blocked him


  
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Default 11-12-2005, 12:45 PM

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Then he just grossed me out, asking if i receive regularly from guys and i told him to fuck off and blocked him
well you do....

so whats the big deal


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Default 11-12-2005, 12:46 PM

^^srsly, let him touch your penis. Then it will be done, over, and you may find a new fetish
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 12:48 PM

comatose i will ban you

nyck plzdie:


  
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Default 11-12-2005, 12:59 PM

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comatose i will ban you

nyck plzdie:
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Default 11-12-2005, 01:03 PM

[img]http://www.healingcancerandsickness.com/images/fruit-bowl.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 01:08 PM

Bananna looks good.
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 01:31 PM

Im sorry,tony.
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 01:39 PM

lmfao I bet he was dreamy.
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 01:58 PM

You should have took him up on his offer.
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 01:59 PM

I have an erection from reading this.
  
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Default 11-12-2005, 02:03 PM

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Default 11-12-2005, 02:23 PM

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Default 11-12-2005, 02:26 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e0b21]
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I have an erection from reading this.
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me too. The intrigue of meeting an older man for some casual oral just makes my love juice swell oOo:
  
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