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Default 12-24-2005, 02:21 AM
[quote="Unknown_Sniper":d6513]you lucky bastard! she wont treat you wrong.[/quote:d6513]
biggrin: WHORE WHORE WHORE!
  
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i had druken sex with a shoe..and i got sick
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 03:51 AM
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i had druken sex with a shoe..and i got sick
Athletes Dick
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 04:22 AM
I peed on Ron Jeremy and it was fun
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 05:35 AM
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I peed on Ron Jeremy and it was fun
someone has probably done that
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 06:01 AM
I had drunken sex with george bush because my "mom" told me to.

december 21

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 07:57 AM
I partied with a statue to be sexy oOo:
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 07:57 AM
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I had drunken sex with george bush because my "mom" told me to.

december 21

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Happy birthday I HOPE IT'S YOUR LAST!!!!!!!!!!! cuss: spank: wallbash: spam2:
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 08:12 AM
I felt up some random girl because I was drunk.


I can live with that.
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 12:06 PM
I had drunken sex with Michael Jackson to be sexy. wallbash: wallbash: wallbash:

Dec 2
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 12:08 PM
I had babies with some random guy to be sexy cry: cry: im so shallow
  
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hows citadel ya racist bastard
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 01:02 PM
I messed around with my finger to be sexy

oh my god annoy:

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 01:08 PM
I had babies with a ninja and it sucked. oOo:
  
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Default 12-24-2005, 03:01 PM
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oh my god annoy:
we all know you like anal dont worry about it.
  
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