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Default 03-07-2006, 10:35 PM

Me:
why are there black people
God:
Because I forgot that batch in the oven and god doesnt waste.


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Default 03-08-2006, 12:46 AM

Me:
are you a stoner?
God:
Only for medical testing purposes.
Me:
haha




Me:
stop it
God:
Ok I will stop salute.
Me:
cava?
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Do not ask me any more questions pleas
  
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Default 03-08-2006, 09:03 AM

God got pwned by Newfinese. haw!

Me:
How's ya gettin' on?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Sure dass wicked, ole man. 'Ow's yer Mudder? Still got da gout?
God:
Yay. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Should I know it is? Still how long? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
Lard Jeezus, 'ow stunned is you at'all?

*no further response*


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Default 03-08-2006, 01:13 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":81e6b]Me:
Have you seen geRV?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug smoking a cigar?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug smoking a cigar with Judas lying on top of him?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
It's a bit gay.[/quote:81e6b]

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