Religious people hate this man now - Page 3

SoLiDUS · 04-09-2006, 04:39 PM

[quote:0b049]"I'm not trying to provide any information that has to do with theology here," Nof said in an interview Wednesday. "All we've thought is about the natural process. What theologians or anybody else does with that, it's their business, so to speak."[/quote:0b049]

LMFAO

If you can read between the lines, that's one of the best fucking sentences I've seen in a while. That was wicked...

Chiodos86 · 04-09-2006, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whatada

Is it just me, or is it hard to picture a scantly clad man in linen robes hopping from ice patch to ice patch for about 3-4 miles? eek:

its also hard to picture him walking on water, just me though

Mr.Buttocks · 04-09-2006, 06:15 PM

Jesus sellotaped water wings to his feet.

Tripper · 04-09-2006, 06:18 PM

Not only was it ice, but Jesus was skating...

....Incase you people haven't realised, Jesus is a master hockey player.

Chiodos86 · 04-09-2006, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper

Not only was it ice, but Jesus was skating...

....Incase you people haven't realised, Jesus is a master hockey player.

rofl

Eight Ace · 04-09-2006, 10:15 PM

As you nestle by my barstool
Making me so calm within
Have you touched me, with your warmness
Or have I wet myself again?

CHORUS:
Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear
But if you're drinkin'.. with me Jesus
Could you buy a friend a beer?

Well does your head pound with the masses
As hung-over you do rise
Tell me what does Heaven look like Jesus
Seen through Holy bloodshot eyes

Should we take a taxi home Jesus
Or should we simply hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear
If you're drinkin' with me Jesus
Won't you buy a friend a beer Goddamnit!
Won't you buy a friend a beeeeeeeeaaarrrr..
Jeeesuuuuus, six pack to gooooooohhhhhyeah!
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Jimmy Paterson · 04-09-2006, 11:11 PM

any of you see how family guy shows jesus? thats how he really was.

SoLiDUS · 04-10-2006, 04:14 AM

Man, you crazy Jesus... you cra-zayyyyyyyyyyy!! For the son of God, you sure are a son-of-a...WOAH!!!! biggrin: