[CoMaToSe]

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":64406]teh sad part is this kid does it eve nwhen there are people in the lab. I know of a few friends who have been in there and turned around to see him at his desk going at it. The kid is some sort of freak. He keeps to himself, lives ina single, looks like he never showers and always wears the same clothes. And from what Ive heard he goes nuts in his room and destroyes his TV and shit oOo:[/quote:64406]
my friend tells a tale of a kid who like an Autistic Savante at his college, he has 1337 haxor skillz, but is retarded at the same time. He spends most of his day in the bathroom, playing with his own feces. Then he spends 2 hours washing his hands in the sink. Soap bubbles frothing over the edge and everything, and his clothes always have brown spots on them and he always smells like shit.

[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

my friend tells a tale of a kid who like an Autistic Savante at his college, he has 1337 haxor skillz, but is retarded at the same time....

did ur "friend" hold a torch under his chin during the telling?
...with his blood-engorged thickness swaying hither and yon,
his purple helmet so tight as to reflect your approaching mouth
...is that how it went down..eh?

[tomxtr]

Update: Came in this morning and checked to see if I'd captured anything. As I suspected, it was one of the cleaning guys. It was a little anti-"climatic" though. First of all, the guy cut the light off in the office and really you can only tell who it is because of the glow from the monitor. Anyway, he sits down and starts browsing and is only there about 30 seconds before he starts yelling out the door to someone. He goes back to the computer and about 10 seconds later he looks all pissed off and quickly gets off the computer turns on the light and empties the garbage can. Just then, some chick walks in (could only see her back) and the dude gets all animated and storms off with his rolling garbage can. I assume it was another member of the cleaning crew.

Our office is just a big suite in an office bldg. The property manager contracts out the cleaning of the offices. I've seen probably 10 different crews in my 3.5 years working here. I don't even think that I'll complain about the guy to the bldg. manager, cause I don't want to see anyone lose their job over this.

I think I'll try one more time tonight, just for kicks. I really kind of feel bad for the guy, because this is probably the extent of his internet access. At the same time, I don't want him doing it at my desk. If I catch something more interesting, I'll consider posting it. Otherwise, I'll start logging off my machine or change my homepage to say something like, I'm watching you.

[Coleman]

rock:

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by tomxtr

I'll start logging off my machine or change my homepage to say something like, I'm watching you.

Might I suggest http://nyckwestiswatchingyoupoop.ytmnd.com/

[Zoner]

Yeah, there's no real need to rat him out. Just let him know that you're on to him. I'm pretty sure he'll stop once he knows he's been caught.

You might want to warn him, adding the caveat that if you catch him again, he'll be reported to the building management.

[mR.cLeAn]

Get a picture of some big brother figure and have text saying
I'm watching you masturbate to porn.

[Zoner]

Use Ceiling Cat as your wallpaper.

[img]http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2000/526/1600/ceilingcat.jpg[/img]

[Pyro]

Buy him a fleshlight

[Tripper]

LOL @ THREAD.

[gtboys34]

Originally Posted by Pyro

Buy him a fleshlight

typo? [size=]lol[/size]

must not have cleartype eh?

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by gtboys34

typo? lol

srsly...thats like twice..you best be foolin this time.

[Machette]

Small letters appear also. But who gives a shit what they say.

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Machette

Small letters appear also. But who gives a shit what they say.

die motha fucka

[Tripper]

Originally Posted by Nyck

srsly...thats like twice..you best be foolin this time.

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice......you can't fool me twice.