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Default 11-12-2006, 09:01 PM
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book !!

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Default 11-12-2006, 10:16 PM
and she's that stoopid she thinks sucking and fucking are chinese towns.
  
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Default 11-13-2006, 05:26 AM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b4379]Your Mother is so stupid that when she tried to forward a funny email to your Aunt, she accidentally booked a flight to Florida and ordered a Dell.[/quote:b4379]

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Default 11-13-2006, 07:41 AM
Yo momma's so gullible she believed Arkan when he said he wouldn't fuck her in the ass and invited him in for tea and biscuits.

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Default 11-13-2006, 08:04 AM
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Default 11-13-2006, 11:20 AM
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
  
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Default 11-13-2006, 12:16 PM
Your momma is so fat shes coma
  
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Default 11-13-2006, 01:49 PM
Your mommas so stupid she posted in the 300 thread thinking it was about bowling.
  
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Default 11-13-2006, 02:13 PM
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Your momma is so fat shes coma
hahahah. free internets for you

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Default 11-13-2006, 02:16 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":f8ed4]
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Your momma is so fat shes coma
hahahah. free internets for you[/quote:f8ed4]

Right on! Everything you say is funny to me, so then when I say something stupid or not funny you can laugh with me just like I did for you right there!
  
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Default 11-13-2006, 02:20 PM
[img]http://www.droopy-music.ch/LOGO%2010.jpg[/img]

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Default 11-13-2006, 02:21 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":6cde6][img]http://www.droopy-music.ch/LOGO%2010.jpg[/img][/quote:6cde6]

NICE SAVE! Now everyone will stop paying attention to how much of a loser you are!
  
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Default 11-13-2006, 02:22 PM
[quote=Proteus]
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[img]http://www.droopy-music.ch/LOGO%2010.jpg[/img]
NICE SAVE! Now everyone will stop paying attention to how much of a loser you are.[/quote:962d2]
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Default 11-13-2006, 02:23 PM
I smell loser internet teen banwagon.. Hop on Tripper!
  
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Default 11-13-2006, 02:24 PM
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I smell loser internet teen banwagon.. Hop on Tripper!
[img]http://www.droopy-music.ch/LOGO%2010.jpg[/img]

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