[CoMaToSe]

okay, this might be fun. Your standard "Your [relative] is so [negative condition] that [hilarious yet unfortunate consequences]", except the last part doesnt have that 'Oh SNAP!' quality, but is rather straightforward.
Example:

"Your brother is so stupid he has to go to a special school and he can't feed himself and sometimes you hear your Dad abusing him at night."

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

stupid:

[TGB!]

I laughed.

[Tripper]

Coma, your mother is so fat you use her dick as a hammock.

[Doctor Duffy]

Please dont tell me you told these jokes to your 'date'.

[Jakke]

Your momma is so fat, when she gets in a elevator, she MUST go down

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Your momma so fat, that when she was swimming with the whales, the whales started singing "We Are Family"

[Nyck]

You're mothers teeth are so yellowish orange from smoking menthols and drinking coffee that she got a job at the Cheeto factory rubbing all the nuggets on her grill to color them and thats why you have internet access and that computer

[Johnj]

Your momma is so ugly your grandma fed her with a sling-shot.

[CoMaToSe]

[quote="Doctor Duffy":53695]Please dont tell me you told these jokes to your 'date'.[/quote:53695]
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[Scorpion -]M15F1T[-]

Your momma so fat her blood type is Dolmio!!

[Zoner]

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe

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I LOLd!

[Chronic Diarrhea]

Your mama's so fat she went on a diet.

[Nyck]

You're mommas so fat that black guys are into her.

[Mr.Buttocks]

Your Mother is so stupid that when she tried to forward a funny email to your Aunt, she accidentally booked a flight to Florida and ordered a Dell.