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Default 10-26-2002, 04:51 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":aacd1]What do you say to a woman with two black eyes??

Nothing, you've already told her twice.[/quote:aacd1]

About the 1000th time I've heard that. And it's still makes wanna bunch the person telling it. Meet an abused woman once, you wont find jokes like that funny any more.
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 04:53 PM

YES!!

Lets Bunch em!!!

Bunch em hard!!
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 04:54 PM

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YES!!

Lets Bunch em!!!

Bunch em hard!!
I'd edit it but I like looking stupid, I keeps me at the same level as a lot of people here.
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 05:01 PM

I knew someone would have something to say about that joke.
But then i suppose its ok to laugh at jokes about taliban or "irishman" jokes, damn, have a sence of humour. If we were all PC and had a dry sence of humour we would all walk about like royalty with that look on your face as though someone nearby has dog shit on their shoes.

Heres one, What do you have when there are 100 politians burried up to their necks in sand.

Not enough sand.

but oh my, we cant say that incase we've met someone who was burried up in sand on a beach and left for the turtles to come ashore and peck at their face as a form of torture.
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Default 10-26-2002, 05:04 PM

i wonder what a .50 round would do to a sea turtle?
  
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Default 10-26-2002, 05:09 PM

You cant say that! someone might of met a turtle (or whats left of it) thats been done in by a .50.
  
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