[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":de4e2]Somtimes I beat my meat... biggrin:
Oh, just kiddin'. I NEVER have time to read a magazine. I usually take a shit when I REALLY have to go, not "pushing" it out at a certain time... that's the whole strategy of taking a shit fast.[/quote:de4e2]
It helps in bootcamp, you only get a certain amount of head time, i do the same thing, only go when i gotta.