comatose's street job - Page 4

Tripper · 09-07-2006, 02:30 AM

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LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.

proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:

Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.

like your taggin fly hunnies left and right mr roll on a dorito/xbox controller riddled floor with another dude.

rofl this thread is gold

P.s coma 3 times is a shit load when you look like you, act like you do, AND you cant even talk to chicks....

Hawke · 09-07-2006, 06:52 AM

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like your taggin fly hunnies left and right

lmao

Vance · 09-07-2006, 07:01 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":a80c3]Thats so much bullshit it's incredible, Coma get's all his orgies from his sister[/quote:a80c3]
Who is this damn mystery sister everyone keeps referring to?

Mr.Buttocks · 09-07-2006, 07:09 AM

[quote=Vance]

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Thats so much bullshit it's incredible, Coma get's all his orgies from his sister

Who is this damn mystery sister everyone keeps referring to?[/quote:93496]

Coma's sister.

Vance · 09-07-2006, 07:22 AM

I figured as much. All of a sudden she was like the main topic, I think I missed something.

Pyro · 09-07-2006, 10:11 AM

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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?

just most of them don't interest me.

missing the dick?

I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.

that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:57600]

Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.[/quote:57600]

Lol...yeah i think about it...but i just didn't want my first time to be a slut...really i gotta get drunk so i don't care about morals anymore.

CoMaToSe · 09-07-2006, 11:06 AM

[quote=Pyro][quote=Arkan][quote=Pyro]

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Originally Posted by Blase

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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?

just most of them don't interest me.

missing the dick?

I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.

that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:8e8f3]

Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.[/quote:8e8f3]

Lol...yeah i think about it...but i just didn't want my first time to be a slut...really i gotta get drunk so i don't care about morals anymore.[/quote:8e8f3]
didnt you pay attention to 40 year old virgin?

Tripper · 09-07-2006, 02:43 PM

[quote=Pyro][quote=Arkan][quote=Pyro]

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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?

just most of them don't interest me.

missing the dick?

I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.

that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:3f515]

Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.[/quote:3f515]

Lol...yeah i think about it...but i just didn't want my first time to be a slut...really i gotta get drunk so i don't care about morals anymore.[/quote:3f515]

I love it how Pyro plays it like he hasn't even considered this....Its an obvious excuse for not being able to get ass..."NAH I CAN GET CHICKS JUST DONT WANNA WASTE MY TIME ON SEX UNTIL I MEET THE RIGHT GIRL"

rofl.

Shawn you're a dude. Well, you might be....but if you actually are a dude, you're not supposed to give a shit about who the first time is with. That's a chick thing. That's what chicks do....but lol, you are pretty girlish so sure, I guess it works.

eeves · 09-07-2006, 06:40 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ec59e][quote=Vance]

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Originally Posted by "Doctor Duffy":ec59e

Thats so much bullshit it's incredible, Coma get's all his orgies from his sister

Who is this damn mystery sister everyone keeps referring to?[/quote:ec59e]

Coma's sister.[/quote:ec59e]

pics?

Pyro · 09-07-2006, 06:44 PM

I guess girls are just better people than guys...I still want it to be memorable...and I only had really one actual oppurtunity with someone id be ok with doing it...but I fucked that up.