I F**KIN HATE SPIDERS!!!! - Page 5

intrestedviewer · 09-01-2002, 02:18 AM

we got blackwidows here those damn black silky freaks. I remember once when i was younger i was sitting down on some bricks and behind me was a bush. I was fidling around with the bush with my hands. I felt this round cotton ball and i grabed it. I had it in my palm and held it near my face to see what it was, errgg it was an egg with a bunch of little blackwidows crawling all over my hand. I think ever since then iv been freaked out by them. Also once i remember in my cousins house i opened one of his closets and out comes this huge grey spider and it just jumps out of the closet onto my shirt. i freaked ed: i used to be like unafected by spiders, i would go to where i knew a bunch would be and start a stomping massacre, but not anymore, now im scared of em.

TFF Darkstar · **CAN -** 09-01-2002, 03:53 AM

You canadians... Whats hot to you! It's 45 * Call it summer! BAH! 70/80 is not hot! 100/110 is hot, WITH HUMIDITY. Dry Heat aint heat! so SHH! Spiders Spiders everywehre.. I'm a have to stay up 3 more hours (6:00am) before I will think of sleeping! (I sleep in the basement ! WOO!

I tell ya... I just killed me a good 50 cent piece ( US) sized one the other day. Don't ask me how it got that big, never seen one that big . It wasn't one of those 'Daddy-long-legs' either.. It was mean and scarey looking!

But really, I don't know the name, nor am I going to look for it... but their is a spider that hangs out in wet/semi wet places, indoors. So imagine... you're sitting your self down for a wonderful time on the can, and a spider jumps on yer ass and sticks his fangs in yer right cheek! (BTW, you decided it would be fun to eat a chocolate on the crapper :P) Can you believe he has the nerve to interupt the 'Spider' Daily! But isn't that frigging crazy... being attacked while on the can... ahahahaha

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Von Paulus · 09-01-2002, 05:46 AM

We had a snake sleeping, wrapped around our toilet once... It's not a good idea to use the flame thrower on them in that situation, I don't advise it

Also, When I was about 7 there was a bee on my bedroom window... Hammer-time! Only had to replace 3 panes because I kept missing... and the glass was like 30 years old biggrin:

Sotilas Jane · 09-01-2002, 07:36 AM

Sometimes I help spiders, by throwing flys and mosquitos in their webs, and watch them suffer when spider comes to claim the catch. Better than TV.

Pfc.Green · 09-01-2002, 08:45 AM

Sometimes I help spiders, by ending their stupid worthless lives with help from my boot!

**Re: CAN -** 09-01-2002, 09:01 AM

[quote="TFF Darkstar":8677f]You canadians... Whats hot to you! It's 45 * Call it summer! BAH! 70/80 is not hot! 100/110 is hot, WITH HUMIDITY. Dry Heat aint heat! so SHH! Spiders Spiders everywehre.. I'm a have to stay up 3 more hours (6:00am) before I will think of sleeping! (I sleep in the basement ! WOO!

I tell ya... I just killed me a good 50 cent piece ( US) sized one the other day. Don't ask me how it got that big, never seen one that big . It wasn't one of those 'Daddy-long-legs' either.. It was mean and scarey looking!

But really, I don't know the name, nor am I going to look for it... but their is a spider that hangs out in wet/semi wet places, indoors. So imagine... you're sitting your self down for a wonderful time on the can, and a spider jumps on yer ass and sticks his fangs in yer right cheek! (BTW, you decided it would be fun to eat a chocolate on the crapper :P) Can you believe he has the nerve to interupt the 'Spider' Daily! But isn't that frigging crazy... being attacked while on the can... ahahahaha

eek:[/quote:8677f]

are you drunk?

Pfc.Green · 09-01-2002, 09:05 AM

yes sir I am drunk sir.............line from bob biggrin:

Da Reaper · 09-01-2002, 12:30 PM

[quote:bf106]It wasn't one of those 'Daddy-long-legs' either[/quote:bf106]

Hell there the worst ones!!

He goes for the big daddy-long-legs killing shoe evil:
He swings it and misses hake:
The Daddy long legs crawls onto his hand oOo:

MrLevinstein · 09-01-2002, 02:05 PM

hahaa wanna hear something funny? i was watching leno late one night on one of my rare days off from football. and i look over see something black on the wall so i figure what the hell ill get up and look. it was a little spider the side of about my thumb i freaked. i picked up an old issue of muscle and fittnesss and i sent that little bastard to spider hell. i slept face down for a month and i still do i dont want to eat one. and whoever said we eat 3 spiders a year how big are thoose suckers? we all have microscopic ones crawling on our bodies and they are so tiny if they were any bigger we would be itching constantly scary shit huh? heard that on the discovery channel. oh man i want to live in canada or maine where its to damn cold for thoose little bastards to live

{555}Melee · 09-01-2002, 02:56 PM

We had a Vacum Cleaner in the Garage for about a year. When we finaly went it out to use it, i noticed a couple of small, black, shinny spiders crawling out from under it. I tipped it up and there was a bigger one, dead and a nice red hourglass on it's belly. Turned out to be a Black widow's nest. I sprayed that thing 3 times a day for a week, and bug bombed the garage, house and Attic 4 times.

I don't mind spiders, as long as they aren't very poisenouse. Usualy i just grab them in a paper towel and put them in the bushes outside. But occasionaly I run into one that will back down from my hand and rear up. Then I just smash the bastard. If it see's a creature roughly 20 times it's size, and feels like it can deffend itself, I won't mess with it, just splat!

But I like spiders, they kill the desese spreading shit bugs. Praying Mantis's are cool too. Their little heads turn to look at you when you pick them up. =)

Sergeant_Scrotum · 09-01-2002, 04:16 PM

today i went to play some MOH just sittings in my chair when i feel something on my leg only to see a fairly big spider...i dint jump up & scream or anything i just grabbed him & threw him out the door.did give me a bit of a shock though when i first saw it.

09-01-2002, 04:25 PM

those jumping spiders are cool they have huge fury heads and they jump around the place

MrLevinstein · 09-01-2002, 04:27 PM

[quote:9410d]those jumping spiders are cool they have huge fury heads and they jump around the place [/quote:9410d]

oh yeah there just great

mr.miyagi · 09-01-2002, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Germ

those jumping spiders are cool they have huge fury heads and they jump around the place

i used to go bodypoppin back in the day with a number of them. they always kicked my ass tho, man they could dance

Pyro · 09-01-2002, 06:55 PM

dude new pics....dude