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Originally Posted by Forte

One of my senior pranks is going to be painting over all the lines in the parking lot. Then moving them 2 feet closer. Hilarity ensues.

Have fun comitting a felony.

[BlackJackal]

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":a185c]back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:[/quote:a185c]
sounds like something that would happen to me

[Tripper]

[quote=GenBlackJackal]

Originally Posted by "Sergeant_Scrotum":460f1

back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:

sounds like something that would happen to me[/quote:460f1]

That's fucking stupid.

Seems like everyone around here has some fucked up story about ultra-political correctness biting them in the ass.

Nothing outrageous like that has ever happened to me.

[Stammer]

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":e86f3]back in grade 10 history we were writing letters home from the front during WWI. Well I wrote a good letter and signed my name as "Pivate Area". next day im down at the office being yelled at because my dumb teacher felt I was sexually harassing her by saying that. got a 3 day suspension and now I have "Sexual Harassment" on my high school record. wallbash:[/quote:e86f3]

Wow that story is strikingly similar to the one I'm about to tell...

Last year my Sophomore year in High school I had a Geometry teacher, and during class she wanted to come up with a word problem in which you needed to solve for area, perimeter, and whatever else you wanted. I didn't really give a shit so I made simple, bullshitish problem, it went something like this...

"Peter Perfect is building a giant triangle for no reason whatsoever. He wishes to cover the triangle in kitten fur, again for no real reason. However he needs to find the area of the triangle in order to do this. Peter is feeling bored this day so he also wants to find the perimeter and volume of the triangle, just for fun. Find the area, perimeter, and volume of peters triangle."

The next day I get into class the lady wanted to talk to me and she said she was offended by it, and at first I though she meant the kitten fur so I told her "Oh the kitten fur? Sorry I didn't know you were an animal person." and she told me that wasn't it. So I though a little harder and it finally dawned on me that she though I meant triangle as pussy and kitten fur as pubes. So I was not only wierded out that a teacher had approached me about it but that she looked that deeply into it. She told me that since I was the only good student in the class (The class was full of fucking retard seniors and juniors.) that she wouldn't take it to the office. Low and behold the next day I'm down in the office. The VP says to me "To be honest kid when she gave it to me I didn't know what the problem was until she explained it." and he let me off the hook.

Now that I think about it was pretty obvious but I really didn’t notice at all.

Edit : The word problem I just typed was a loose recalling of it, I left out all the math on purpose.

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

Another similar thing happened but it was more me being stupid this time however. For my computers class, our final project was that we had to develop a website for our made up businesses. For mine I did a very professional website for my mail order brides business called "Bobs Broads". In the middle of my final exam I hear my named yelled so I go up to the teacher’s desk to get yelled at for it and how he was sending it to the office. Thankfully it was the last day of the year and I was grade 12 so nothing ever came of it. I think that’s the only time iv ever had a teacher flip on me during the last day of the year. I deserved to get yelled at for that one though.

lets see

Kindergarden: I brought a broken lighter to class, and the teacher thought i was going to start a fire or something, I couldn't understand English back then..

1st Grade: I took all of the big pencils and broke the tips on them

2nd Grade: I used up all the toilet paper in the bathroom, and this was when each classroom had its own bathroom. I also asked the teacher why I didn't get a good part in "The Wizard of Oz" and she said I would do fine as a Munchkin, so I yelled "What the HELL!" and got a lunch detention for it...

3rd Grade: I didn't do my homework, and the teacher made me put 2 checks near my name on the chalkboard (3 checks = detention), so I told her that our house blew up and she made me put another check for lying and gave me a detention. I hated that cunt so much, she always let the girls off the hook and blamed everything on the boys.

4th Grade: Me and a group of friends stayed behind in school while the rest of the class went to the park for the End of the Year picnic, and we just rummaged though everyones backpacks and crap.

5th Grade: nothing really

6th Grade: On the Players vs Teachers softball game, I line-drived the ball at my Language Arts teacher, (She was a fat blonde short woman) and he tried getting away and tripped...

7th Grade: I tried shoving a kid in the locker, but the lockers are 2x smaller than a regular locker, so the kid didn't fit, and a teacher saw me... Detention for that.

8th Grade: Got into a fight with a mexican kid who couldn't speak english. Turns out he wanted to borrow a pen or something, and I thought he was calling me names.

9th Grade: nothing really

10th Grade: nothing really

11th Grade: Shoved a freshman into a much bigger locker. He missed 2 periods before someone realized he was in the locker, and i got a 3 day suspension.

Now, for something awesome for my senior prank happy:

[Jakke]

get some kids hair in fire

Originally Posted by DreadHead

get some kids hair in fire

I was thinking of either

1) Setting the school on fire
2) Spraypainting a swastica in the parking lot
3) Replacing the American flag with the nazi flag
4) Replacing the American flag with the Canadian flag
5) Printing 1000 copies of fat chick porn (black and white) and posting it everywhere on the school.

[Jin-Roh]

Fifth Grade: I was new to the school, and I met this kid. I gave him $10 randomly, later that day I tried getting it back. Then all this wierd shit happened and somehow ended up having to make this pretty little poster about ... I have no fucking idea. He even thought it was stupid and hilarious that they made us do the poster. We had to take the poster to all our grade-classes. It's just ... uh. Another thing: It was lunch and I was running up really fast to my friend, and I kinda slowed down but ran into him. This FATASS yard-duty saw me do it and thought I did something bad and made me sit down in an area for the rest of lunch.

Seventh Grade: Wrote a poem about a shotgun in my Rogue Spear days of owning with the shotgun at 56k. Was sent to head-security, she let me off. Since I have that real convincing wat of saying, "It really doesn't mean anything."

Eighth Grade: Told my teacher at the end of class. It'd be interesting to be a billionaire. Build schools and other society-improving buildings, then destroy them. The teacher misunderstood me and thought it was a bomb threat. Sent to both the assistant princapil and head-security, once again. I was let off.

So far in Highschool, I have not been in trouble for anything. Closest thing was being told to pick up a shit load of TP on a rainy day, because this bitch wrapped it around our group, then security walks up and she runs away. To get me AND friends out of getting in trouble, I point out who it is, without any name.

All that, and I am a pretty well-behaved ... person. I have never really gotten "punished" for anything. I think I might change if I go to college, since I'm probably gonna be the target of many pranks, or not... because of my size. My teacher would tell the class to not trust anyone in college because if it's something not ordinary, it's probably a prank.

[Jin-Roh]

Originally Posted by Acideyez

8th Grade: Got into a fight with a mexican kid who couldn't speak english. Turns out he wanted to borrow a pen or something, and I thought he was calling me names.

Doesn't that make you feel like shit? eek:

[Jimmy Paterson]

lighting a match in my house and getting grounded for 2 months...

[quote="Jin-Roh":3289a]

Originally Posted by Acideyez

8th Grade: Got into a fight with a mexican kid who couldn't speak english. Turns out he wanted to borrow a pen or something, and I thought he was calling me names.

Doesn't that make you feel like shit? eek:[/quote:3289a]

yeh i felt bad so i bought the kid lunch..

it wasnt a fist fight though more like an argument.

[Sniper101]

all the stupis hit ive done ive gotten away with for one reason or another, either by not getting caught BSing my way out of it, or the teaching being in on it and not giving a damn. Like making a 3 lbs firecracker, biggrin: playing with thermite and acids (thats was a fun chem class). Sending a "text" message to every computer in the entire school system, that pissed A LOT of ppl off, BSed my out of that one. made a hugh ass fire ball in chem class, caught the propane in a bucket, lifted the bucket and lit.the only one i have gotten in trouble for was beating the shit out of a kid for saying something about my mom, that was in 8th grade. got 1 detention. and theres a whole shit load of other stuff that ive done, but havent gotten in trouble for, but that would take too long

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

in fourth grade, some indian kid next to me drew a Swastika on his math test while saying under it that Indians were the best race. The teacher was jewish too.

[lasagna]

I have this habit of just flicking lighters while watching tv or something, so one time a few weeks ago, i just pulled it out while talking to my mom and flicked it a couple of times... she yelled at me and wondered why i had a lighter, and fucking grounded me for month.