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Default 08-10-2005, 09:59 PM

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honor or just an excuse for a small dick?
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Default 08-10-2005, 10:03 PM

VALOR

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Can one man really make a difference?



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Default 08-10-2005, 10:04 PM

RETURN FROM MEDAL OF HONORSTEIN MIDDLEEAST ASSAULT


  
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Default 08-10-2005, 10:45 PM

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Default 08-10-2005, 10:52 PM

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finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
I already found the stack of them from the 70's. you really had to beat around the bush in those days...


  
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Default 08-10-2005, 10:54 PM

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finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
lmao I did that, but I was like 11, I didnt beat off back then, but I still stole them one at a time to look at anyways happy: But christ he had them in the magazine rack in the livingroom (playboys).... what can you expect?


  
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Default 08-10-2005, 10:57 PM

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finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
lmao I did that, but I was like 11, I didnt beat off back then, but I still stole them one at a time to look at anyways happy: But christ he had them in the magazine rack in the livingroom (playboys).... what can you expect?

One day I was snooping around my dads room, looking for some inciminating evidence of something illegal, like pot, or a pipe or bong or something. I looked in his little drawer next to his bed, and boom, a rag... I looked in a bit further... Found some hand moisturizer, looked under that, "OH TITTIES!"
  
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Default 08-10-2005, 10:59 PM

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finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
lmao I did that, but I was like 11, I didnt beat off back then, but I still stole them one at a time to look at anyways happy: But christ he had them in the magazine rack in the livingroom (playboys).... what can you expect?

One day I was snooping around my dads room, looking for some inciminating evidence of something illegal, like pot, or a pipe or bong or something. I looked in his little drawer next to his bed, and boom, a rag... I looked in a bit further... Found some hand moisturizer, looked under that, "OH TITTIES!"
I figured out the combo to my dads briefcase at around age 9 (0,0,0)...and found all these Hustler magazines. Christ, my dad's really into watching people have sex, not just girls...
  
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Default 08-10-2005, 11:02 PM

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Default 08-10-2005, 11:03 PM

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...Guys?
Nah, both.
  
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Default 08-10-2005, 11:03 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d47ce]
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finding and taking my fathers porn mags when i was 14 oOo:
lmao I did that, but I was like 11, I didnt beat off back then, but I still stole them one at a time to look at anyways happy: But christ he had them in the magazine rack in the livingroom (playboys).... what can you expect?

One day I was snooping around my dads room, looking for some inciminating evidence of something illegal, like pot, or a pipe or bong or something. I looked in his little drawer next to his bed, and boom, a rag... I looked in a bit further... Found some hand moisturizer, looked under that, "OH TITTIES!"
I figured out the combo to my dads briefcase at around age 9 (0,0,0)...and found all these Hustler magazines. Christ, my dad's really into watching people have sex, not just girls...[/quote:d47ce]
wow.... way to reveal too much information about your old man there duffy....


  
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Default 08-10-2005, 11:06 PM

Haha, yeah, I didnt mean it that way. I just meant his porn magazines wasnt strictly girl on girl, but girls having sex with guys. It just kinda discomforts me (Who doesnt?)to see another guys semen

He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.
  
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Default 08-10-2005, 11:06 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":f27cb]Haha, yeah, I didnt mean it that way. I just meant his porn magazines wasnt strictly girl on girl, but girls having sex with guys. It just kinda discomforts me (Who doesnt?)to see another guys semen

He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.[/quote:f27cb] eek:


  
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Default 08-10-2005, 11:07 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d9a98]
He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.[/quote:d9a98]
Wait a few more years, you'll be doing that same shit to dirty whores in college.. there are some fucking kinky ass chicks out there...


  
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Default 08-11-2005, 05:27 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":aec0c]Haha, yeah, I didnt mean it that way. I just meant his porn magazines wasnt strictly girl on girl, but girls having sex with guys. It just kinda discomforts me (Who doesnt?)to see another guys semen

He had some incredibly hard-core stuff in there. Almost to the point of disgusting.[/quote:aec0c]
You'll grow out of lesbian porn... It's weak shit.


  
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