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Default soccer... - 11-21-2002, 08:52 PM

we had our first tryout day today at school , i ran the mile in 7 mins on the dot,one more day of soccer tryouts , hopefully ill make the team


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Default 11-21-2002, 09:03 PM

im a n00ber here , so i didnt figure you all would reply hake:

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Default 11-21-2002, 09:06 PM

football is harder.
  
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Default hmm... - 11-21-2002, 09:08 PM

i see it as in football u have pads to protect you , in soccer all you have is your shorts and your shinguards hake:
  
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Default 11-21-2002, 09:09 PM

Soccer, thats the game with the ball right?
  
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Default 11-21-2002, 09:10 PM

[quote="Pfc.Green":bd5fc]Soccer, thats the game with the ball right?[/quote:bd5fc]

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Default 11-21-2002, 09:10 PM

a ball covered with PigSkin hake:
  
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Default 11-21-2002, 09:11 PM

I'll tell you the stroy I tole Red. So I was playing baseball in the summer, for all-stars! The complex we play at has a Soccer, Softball, and Baseball field. Well when me and my freind were warming up, he hit one dead over the fence and on to the soccer filed, my coach was all like "we only get a limited number of baseballs a season! Go get it !" So we go to the outfield fence and see there is a soccer team practicing, so we ask one of em to throw the ball back to us. Honest to god, he maybe projected the ball 5 feet... We were laughin sooooooo fuckin hard! so in the end, soccer is alright, but it's for people who can't throw. Altough there are some exceptions.
  
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Default 11-21-2002, 09:15 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":cfc37] soccer is alright, but it's for people who can't throw. Altough there are some exceptions.[/quote:cfc37]



So because some limp dick couldn't throw a baseball any distance it automatically means every soccer player can't throw a ball. eek:


Your powers of reasoning astound me..


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Default 11-21-2002, 09:15 PM

i play baseball , and in peanuts i thru the ball from centerfield to home plate straight into the catchers glove when i was 7 , i got the person out too angel:
  
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Default 11-21-2002, 09:36 PM

Soccer = football, I'm probably the only guy in Canada who actually calls it football, as for american football, I call it "a sport that is played by damaged people". I hate ASTIPDP.
  
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Default 11-21-2002, 09:37 PM

Gerard, I know your Irish and soccer is the national everything, but I must say it was him and many others I've seen.
  
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Default 11-21-2002, 10:01 PM

try corss country running, now THAT is a bitch.


  
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Default 11-21-2002, 10:12 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":16625]Gerard, I know your Irish and soccer is the national everything, but I must say it was him and many others I've seen.[/quote:16625]


Limp dick american soccer players then biggrin:




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Default 11-21-2002, 11:23 PM

i aint limp

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