Happy Holidays

Punk_Bitch · **Happy Holidays -** 11-28-2002, 02:06 AM

Happy Holidays. Drive safe (makes my job easier if you live near me!) Enjoy your Thanksgiving if you celebrate.

cameltoe · 11-28-2002, 02:22 AM

whats ur job?

Punk_Bitch · 11-28-2002, 02:26 AM

Police Officer (Patrolman)

cameltoe · 11-28-2002, 02:53 AM

rent-a-cop? biggrin:

j/k man

Punk_Bitch · 11-28-2002, 03:15 AM

We are at times! We have union jobs where we can earn double time. About 2 yrs ago, a sophmore cop took all the OT and Union jobs he could get. The lucky bastard took 95K home on a 45k/yr base salary. Poor guy had no life!

cameltoe · 11-28-2002, 03:17 AM

lol i bet he was fat as shit and had acne craters in his face..

not to be mean but alot of cops down here in austin all have big guts(fat), i was just wondering is there a certain time you guys have to run a mile in or something cuz if that was tru i think there would be alot more skinny cops.

Punk_Bitch · 11-28-2002, 03:28 AM

2/3 of our department are skinny guys, other 1/3 are big guys. They look fat but are muscle. They may do what Chicago PD is doing. They get a bonus for taking and passing the state POWER test (Police Officer Wellness Evaulation Report). I tell you the agility test to get in was easy, but the state tests were a killer. My age catagory had to do the following on the first day in camp: Sit and reach (to toes easy), 1 minute sit-ups 37+ in a min, run 1.5 miles in 13.46 or better, and bench 98% of your body weight. You have 12 weeks of training, the killing part was if you did the bare minimums in the tests, you were forced to run 5 miles a day every other day. If you were lucky (LIKE ME!!!) you got the option to workout in the gym instead. I chose to run a few times, but I don't like running!!! In the end, nothing felt better than receiveing my certificate of passing the state courses.

cameltoe · 11-28-2002, 03:46 AM

lol that sux if ur weak

11-28-2002, 03:48 AM

come to alabama and stop all the snowbirds from coming down here and clogging up traffic , they get on our 45 miles per hour roads and do 30

WTF! its gh3y

Sindonesia · 11-28-2002, 05:48 AM

Everyone have a great Thanksgiving.

Chronic Diarrhea · 11-28-2002, 12:35 PM

I'm gonna be a cop too (hopefully), and our department requires that you run 1.5 miles in 13 minutes as well. Kinda pathetic, I can walk that in 13 minutes. How long have you been in the force, punk? I would guess not long, since you are a patrolman (no offense, they all start there). I wanna work my way up to being a narc agent someday.

rudedog · 11-28-2002, 12:58 PM

Happy Thanksgiving all.

Don't forget to watch the Pats vs Loins, in their old uniforms.
Go Pats!

guarnere · 11-28-2002, 01:01 PM

Happy Thanksgiving, drive safe, have fun biggrin:

Clemenza B. Drinkinbeer · 11-28-2002, 01:30 PM

eat all you can now because you cant eat like this again for 365 days..... oOo:

WolfHound · 11-28-2002, 10:30 PM

Hey guys,

Just thought I would extend my Happy Holidays to you as well. Oh man, I am so wasted right now. We ate a huge dinner, drank wine. My cousin and I played some Madden on PS2, drank wine. He beat me 49-45 with the Eagles, we then drank some wine. Oh yeah. Things after 7PM are a blur.

Anyways, take it easy, and don't drink too much, or else you'll end up like me...alone, and posting messages in a forum. I rule. Rock.