Lovely people in the movie teathers

Sotilas Jane · **Lovely people in the movie teathers -** 12-02-2002, 10:41 AM

I am really begining to be fed up with all the assholes in the movies.

Typical scenario would be, that when I go to watch some movie that I really want to see (mind you that I rarely go to movies because of the rip-off prices), get a good seat, just to notice that person left to me is a big lard-sack whom popcorn-munching noises are measured on Richter’s scale; while on the right side there are two or more bottle-glassed half-wits, already in heated debate about SFX and/or other ‘interesting’ technical mumbo-jumbo. Great, another wisely invested 10€ right there.

Why don’t the people just shut the hell up, lose the popcorns and actually try to watch the movie?

Tomorrow I plan to go see the new Bond movie, and I can almost smell the asshole that is going to sit next to me. Still, hope still lives. Maybe this time…?

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Pfc.Green · 12-02-2002, 10:46 AM

I went to a movie a couple of days ago and saw, something kinda funny/rude/stupid. Some lady was having trouble finding two seats one for her and one for her son, so they asked 5 people to move down one seat. Well the mother and her son sat down and 5 minutes later during the ads the kid looks like he's crying and as the mother and her son leave I hear her say "scared kid here" I mean come on if your kids to much of a pussy to sit throught the ads, then he should'nt be there at all.

Then I had the jokers son behind me the kid laughed at everything and i mean EVERYTHING. if a person onscreen blinked this kid laughed.

12-02-2002, 10:52 AM

man halle berry is so fuckin hot, try not to whack off during the movie

descry · 12-02-2002, 10:53 AM

the only reason me and my friends go to the threater is to piss off ppl. throw gum on the screen etc. lol actually this one time we were at the very back and you know the room that projects the movie, when ever we stood up the shadow of our head would show up lol. we kept going to the bathroom and stuff.

Pfc.Green · 12-02-2002, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CoUbLaCkA

the only reason me and my friends go to the threater is to piss off ppl. throw gum on the screen etc. lol actually this one time we were at the very back and you know the room that projects the movie, when ever we stood up the shadow of our head would show up lol. we kept going to the bathroom and stuff.

hake: hake: hake:

descry · 12-02-2002, 10:55 AM

lol jack off during the movie.
theres this person who got a blowjob during a movie from my school. i never went to that screen again.

12-02-2002, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by CoUbLaCkA

lol jack off during the movie.
theres this person who got a blowjob during a movie from my school. i never went to that screen again.

heh, they wouldn't want to do that in my town.
One of the ushers is a friend of mine who knows karate/tai kwon do/judo/some other martial arts crap, and he takes no crap from anyone biggrin:

Arkan · 12-02-2002, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CoUbLaCkA

the only reason me and my friends go to the threater is to piss off ppl. throw gum on the screen etc. lol actually this one time we were at the very back and you know the room that projects the movie, when ever we stood up the shadow of our head would show up lol. we kept going to the bathroom and stuff.

You're the sole reason why i go to the movies. I get to kick the shit outta people like you to the applause of the crowd. It's the closest thing to "Monday night smackdown" as you can get !!

12-02-2002, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Arkan

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Originally Posted by CoUbLaCkA

the only reason me and my friends go to the threater is to piss off ppl. throw gum on the screen etc. lol actually this one time we were at the very back and you know the room that projects the movie, when ever we stood up the shadow of our head would show up lol. we kept going to the bathroom and stuff.

You're the sole reason why i go to the movies. I get to kick the shit outta people like you to the applause of the crowd. It's the closest thing to "Monday night smackdown" as you can get !!

where do you live?
I'll come over and we can drunkedly trawl for assholes to beat up together. zooka:

Arkan · 12-02-2002, 12:10 PM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":a331f]where do you live?
I'll come over and we can drunkedly trawl for assholes to beat up together. zooka:[/quote:a331f]

Just like yourself, i'm in the N.Y. area......always a pleasure to team up with fellow NY'ers to beat down members in society who deserve it!! See you at the multiplex!!

Bean 2 · 12-02-2002, 06:29 PM

[quote=Arkan]

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Originally Posted by "Sgt Stryker":ab044

where do you live?
I'll come over and we can drunkedly trawl for assholes to beat up together. zooka:

Just like yourself, i'm in the N.Y. area......always a pleasure to team up with fellow NY'ers to beat down members in society who deserve it!! See you at the multiplex!![/quote:ab044]

Come to Long Island well take em out together!

Captain Bunny · 12-02-2002, 06:30 PM

When i was at high school someone in my year came in one day boasting how he shagged a girl in the cinema.
about 9 months later the guy was having to fork out child support and didnt think it was worth boasting about anymore. serves him f*cking right in a way.

I also hate those kids pfc.green, the ones who laugh at ANYTHING. but theyre not as bad as the ones who sit behind you talking to their mates with stuff like "ohhh i got this on pirate ages ago, i saw it before anyone else, this is a good bit where he kills the guy and saves the world....."

or you get the stupid girl gang who arnt interested in the film and just sit talking.
My number one pet hate in the cinema is someone getting a text message!!!

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 12-02-2002, 06:31 PM

[quote="Pfc.Green":ecd4e]I went to a movie a couple of days ago and saw, something kinda funny/rude/stupid. Some lady was having trouble finding two seats one for her and one for her son, so they asked 5 people to move down one seat. Well the mother and her son sat down and 5 minutes later during the ads the kid looks like he's crying and as the mother and her son leave I hear her say "scared kid here" I mean come on if your kids to much of a pussy to sit throught the ads, then he should'nt be there at all.
[/quote:ecd4e]what the kid cant stand the ad for m&ms?wtf

Bean 2 · 12-02-2002, 06:37 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":ba586][quote="Pfc.Green":ba586]I went to a movie a couple of days ago and saw, something kinda funny/rude/stupid. Some lady was having trouble finding two seats one for her and one for her son, so they asked 5 people to move down one seat. Well the mother and her son sat down and 5 minutes later during the ads the kid looks like he's crying and as the mother and her son leave I hear her say "scared kid here" I mean come on if your kids to much of a pussy to sit throught the ads, then he should'nt be there at all.
[/quote:ba586]what the kid cant stand the ad for m&ms?wtf[/quote:ba586]

Probably the dancing snacks telling him to buy candy in the lobby. OMG They're dancing and talking and there SNACKS!!!! One winked at me!...ok ill take my medicine now... eatthis:

Sergeant_Scrotum · 12-02-2002, 06:41 PM

i feel sorry for the kid if his mom ever tells him where he was concived "well son it was a lovly night at the movie..."