[T.Hunter]

shit you see like on jackass. anybody do stuff that is funny enough to share with us?

to start things off me and

....a few friends and i live right next to the golf course. we dug a bunker into the side of the hill and covered the top with boards of wood we then covered it with dirt, sticks and grass and a whole bunch of other shit. when a golfer would putt, about 70+ paintballs rounds suddenly fly at his ass. its too funny to explain, and the funny part is before they turn around, or figure what the hell is even happening to them. we cover the opening of the hole with a whole bunch of lawnmower clippings and he/she/it/cop never knew what hit him. omg i cant stop laughing right now as i type this.

hmmm i think i might take down the infamous "ranger" that patrolls our golf course tommorow.

OPEN FIRE! fire2: M16:

A word of caution:

do this to me and you'll find youself dangling upside-down from a bridge, about to fall.

[Chronic Diarrhea]

Man if I was playing golf and some dickless wonder did that to me, I'd have to beat some ass.

When I was in the 7th or 8th grade some of my friends and I would go to the mall and act like complete morons. ONe night we brought some walkie talkies and were acting as if we had a mission to complete. We were hiding behind stuff and running throughout the mall. People thought we were idiots (which we were). We also did stuff like follow some guys around one time that were walking like they thought they were tough shit. we would harass them for a good 15 minutes until they threatened to kill us.

I'm glad I'm so mature now and never do stuff like that anymore. biggrin:

[Sgt. Pepper.]

Since I have a CCW and carry 24/7 I would fire back with my 9mm.

[quote="Sgt. Pepper.":651b9]Since I have a CCW and carry 24/7 I would fire back with my 9mm.[/quote:651b9]

someone has to stage an owned pic with 3-4 dead paintballers next to a "bunker", with a pissed off golfer holding a pistol biggrin:

[Simo Häyhä]

[quote="T.Hunter":48468]shit you see like on jackass. anybody do stuff that is funny enough to share with us?

to start things off me and

....a few friends and i live right next to the golf course. we dug a bunker into the side of the hill and covered the top with boards of wood we then covered it with dirt, sticks and grass and a whole bunch of other shit. when a golfer would putt, about 70+ paintballs rounds suddenly fly at his ass. its too funny to explain, and the funny part is before they turn around, or figure what the hell is even happening to them. we cover the opening of the hole with a whole bunch of lawnmower clippings and he/she/it/cop never knew what hit him. omg i cant stop laughing right now as i type this.

hmmm i think i might take down the infamous "ranger" that patrolls our golf course tommorow.

OPEN FIRE! fire2: M16:[/quote:48468]
very eeeire. a strange thing happend to my friends on a day you just described.. oOo: where do you live?

[Punk_Bitch]

I would shoot you and claim self defense. While you sit in a cell awaiting trial, I will be out looking for someone to join you named Bubba to show you the meaning of the word BITCH. biggrin:

[Schalldampfer]

haha me and my friends busted into a presentation for the whole school in our auditorium wearing flourescent track suits we got from wal-mart then attempted to do some breakdancing while it was in the middle of the thing. We just got out of our seats and jumped up onto the stage during the thing, it was hilarious.

Originally Posted by Schalldampfer

haha me and my friends busted into a presentation for the whole school in our auditorium wearing flourescent track suits we got from wal-mart then attempted to do some breakdancing while it was in the middle of the thing. We just got out of our seats and jumped up onto the stage during the thing, it was hilarious.

lie hake:

This is something me and my friends did in my old town. There was this building that was low ands there was a payphone right by it and a parking lot for a park next to it also. So we would climb up on the telephone onto the roof. We would bring dog shit, eggs, etc and whenever somewhen got out of their car, we hurled it at them as hard as we could! hahahaha...ive done more funnier things, but me must tell later

[Schalldampfer]

alright man whatever you say, it happened. I really could care less, I dont feel the need to try to impress people on the internet...

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

me & some friends have done quite a few things. one was bathroom stunts, we went in with a camera & recorded the looks on peoples faces as i moaned & groaned in a stall for about 30 seconds then dropped an orange in from about 1 meters above the bowl. anonther is me & a girl sit in the mall cafateria, huggins stuff like that to make it look like were going out. then my friend comes up & grabs my food & throws some at me & yells out loud "SO! YOU WANNA FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND EH?!" then i chase him out of the mall. we have done lots of otheer stuff, i just dont feel like typing it all out.

[Sergeant_Scrotum]

[quote="Sgt. Pepper.":7fb45]Since I have a CCW and carry 24/7 I would fire back with my 9mm.[/quote:7fb45]

god damn gun happy americans. why the fuck would you feel the need to go golfing with a gun?

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":ad71d][quote="Sgt. Pepper.":ad71d]Since I have a CCW and carry 24/7 I would fire back with my 9mm.[/quote:ad71d]

god damn gun happy americans. why the fuck would you feel the need to go golfing with a gun?[/quote:ad71d]
gophers are a real annoyance, you know!

[Milla]

One time my friend put his gorilla suit on, and got down in the truck, we left it cracked, rolled up to a traffic light and he poped out running and screaming and diving over cars and we got out and chased him with a bat. ROFL...good times, gotta love what ya do.

Jackass hake:

Bit i loved in Jackass when the crazy guy escapes from the truck and they have to go catch him!