[Wilko]

It's been a while since we've had one of these, but...ah, fuck it. I can't hide the fact that this thread is dedicated to the single funniest quote i think i've ever seen;
[quote=Tripper]

Originally Posted by "Old Reliable":00dbf

pretty sad, not one intelligent person on this board. as they say in france va te faire enculer

As they say on the internet: Shut The Fuck Up, CockFace![/quote:00dbf]
It's so brutal. I love it.
I mean, hell, if anyone's got other quotes that they got a laugh out of, Post them here!. That's what this thread is for.

but until then, Trip, I'm sending a big Salute across the Tasman for ya. Damned Fine job! cool:

[Zoner]

"n00b is something you earn" - Innoxx

"You suck at the Internet" - unknown origin

[Chronic Diarrhea]

You suck at the internet was also by Innoxx I think.


Really any and everything that comes out of Kraut Killer has to be considered a nomination.


December 3, 2002:

"What the fucking shit? I'm gone for less than a month and you cock gobblers forget about me? Well fuck you guys... fuck you guys right in the ass, which I plan on doing over the next couple of weeks. What, nobody here likes me? Well, because of that, everyone that knows me, I'm going to come to your house and rape you in the ass... I'm going to do it to you twice Miller... right in the ass. Vance, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass like one Texan would fuck another Texan... I'm going to pretend you're a piece of livestock and make you say "Moo" the whole time. Gerard, I'm going to fuck you in the ass the good old-fashion Irish way... drunk. And everyone else whom I'm forgetting to add right now... know that I will fuck you in the ass. And Spooge... I just want to fuck you... again."



October 12, 2002. Apparently someone was trying to be like Kraut Killer or something:

"HEY! Get your own fucking page to bid on bitch, or I will fucking reach through this goddamn screen and rip your fucking balls off. I will beat you to death with your own fuckin arms after I rip them off of your torso. You pissant little bitch, I will KILL you. I will kill you mother... your FATHER... YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY! Then I will kill your PETS... your FRIENDS... and people you just kind of know."

"The ignorant morons of this site will never vote for a pussy like you. They want to be ruled like a little bitch. They want to be owned. They want to be fucked in the ass while being puched in the face and called dirty names. They want it rough and dirty and without lube. They like having Cleveland steamers pushed out on their chests. That's why I will be able to take over without any resistance. They like it when they're raped. Thses fuckers will never be able to take me out... as long as they vote me in... so vote for Kraut Killer."

[geRV]

Actually that was kraut killer on both accounts just messin around.

[Strik0r]

[quote:b4a8b]gg forumstein[/quote:b4a8b]

[Simo Häyhä]

i think bleuchaduedududaua came up with gg forumstein

bleau did come up with gg (i think)

u suck at the internet is old stuff

i always loved trippers comments towards butch

[KTOG]

"Incest is magical" - anti hero

"As soon as i hear the news, i masturbated" - Buckweed (on the subject of the cop shooting the family's dog)

"PLEASE DONT BAND ME!" - dustin0096

[Rannoch]

Originally Posted by LoneGunner87

Dude relaxe i forgot people on allied assault dont have a sense of humor.

[Akuma]

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

"Im a Faggot"- Me

I loved Lonegunners....the one up there^ and umm lets see......anything that vVolf Said...........HEIL vVOLF WE WILL NEVER FORGOT j00!

look under my sig. the greatest quote in aa.com history

[negative]

Originally Posted by ktog3

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"As soon as i hear the news, i masturbated" - Buckweed (on the subject of the cop shooting the family's dog)

the best quote was from that thread but he said "if that happened to me, I would have masturated a soon as possible" or something like that

[Strik0r]

yeah, the whole "i hate my life, i want to die cause i'm 15 and some chick dumped me" was great

[quote="Jack The Faggot":0e5ff]Seems kinda weird all these cool folk over here at AA.com who probably shouldnt be allowed to post on any website on the internet without adult supervision (Newt Sclass etc.

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