Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page Thought this was funny...
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Thought this was funny...
Old
  (#1)
snipeymagoo is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 3,563
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Portland, Oregon
  Send a message via MSN to snipeymagoo  
Default Thought this was funny... - 07-16-2003, 11:13 AM

If any of you have been to Hyman's seafood in Charelston SC then you have heard this....

At age 4 ...success is...not peeing your pants
At age 12...success is...having friends
At age 16...success is...having a drivers license
At age 25...success is...having sex when married
At age 30...success is...having money
At age 50...success is...having money
At age 60...success is...having sex when married
At age 70...success is...having a drivers license
At age 75...success is...having friends
At age 80...success is...not peeing your pants

just thought it was sorta funny...
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#2)
negative is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 967
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Decatur-Atlanta, GA
  Send a message via MSN to negative  
Default 07-16-2003, 11:33 AM

yeah, thats like that poem about how the little kid always falls and suff, then he grows into like this solier guy, and hes all succcessful, and then as he gets older he starts falling again. its like the older you get-you go back to your childhood (its like a saying or something)
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3)
K-9NeXuS is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 923
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Kalliph0rn1a
  Send a message via AIM to K-9NeXuS Send a message via MSN to K-9NeXuS  
Default 07-16-2003, 11:34 AM

Should I buy Vietcong or Soldier of Fortune???
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4)
snipeymagoo is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 3,563
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Portland, Oregon
  Send a message via MSN to snipeymagoo  
Default 07-16-2003, 11:43 AM

[quote="K-9NeXuS":1fce4]Should I buy Vietcong or Soldier of Fortune???[/quote:1fce4]
you should suck muh pen0r and stay on topic
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5)
snipeymagoo is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 3,563
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Portland, Oregon
  Send a message via MSN to snipeymagoo  
Default 07-16-2003, 11:45 AM

[quote="K-9NeXuS":2fdfe]Should I buy Vietcong or Soldier of Fortune???[/quote:2fdfe]
you should suck muh pen0r and stay on topic
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#6)
MrLevinstein is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 2,670
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Outskirts of Rochester, Ny
   
Default 07-16-2003, 11:57 AM

[quote=snipeymagoo]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "K-9NeXuS":0521a
Should I buy Vietcong or Soldier of Fortune???
you should suck muh pen0r and stay on topic[/quote:0521a]

Agreed.


That isn't so much very funny but true. It's at least a little funny.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#7)
ED is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 638
Join Date: Apr 2003
   
Default 07-16-2003, 12:06 PM

The attempt at THREAD DERAILING is funnier than the THREAD. And VIETCONG.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#8)
The Messenger is Offline
Junior Member
 
Posts: 13
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Canada
   
Default 07-16-2003, 04:59 PM

Thats pretty funny.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#9)
JBird is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 2,294
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: South Side Chicago *GO SOX | BEARS | ILLINI*
  Send a message via Yahoo to JBird  
Default 07-17-2003, 12:51 AM

[quote="The Messenger":a1c7b]Thats pretty funny.[/quote:a1c7b]


*looks at name* canadian joe? oOo:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#10)
SoLiDUS is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,158
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Gatineau, Qc, Canada
 Send a message via ICQ to SoLiDUS Send a message via MSN to SoLiDUS  
Default 07-17-2003, 01:23 AM

Hrmmm... according to this, the apex seems to be 40. Ouch... biggrin:
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#11)
KTOG is Offline
Captain
 
KTOG's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
   
Default 07-17-2003, 01:52 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Hrmmm... according to this, the apex seems to be 40. Ouch... biggrin:
Or theorhetically at the age of 100 Sex while married is important.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#12)
KTOG is Offline
Captain
 
KTOG's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
   
Default 07-17-2003, 01:53 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Hrmmm... according to this, the apex seems to be 40. Ouch... biggrin:
Or theorhetically at the age of 100 Sex while married is important.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#13)
KTOG is Offline
Captain
 
KTOG's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
   
Default 07-17-2003, 01:53 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Hrmmm... according to this, the apex seems to be 40. Ouch... biggrin:
Or theorhetically at the age of 100 Sex while married is important.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#14)
KTOG is Offline
Captain
 
KTOG's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
   
Default 07-17-2003, 01:53 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Hrmmm... according to this, the apex seems to be 40. Ouch... biggrin:
Or theorhetically at the age of 100 Sex while married is important.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#15)
KTOG is Offline
Captain
 
KTOG's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
   
Default 07-17-2003, 01:53 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Hrmmm... according to this, the apex seems to be 40. Ouch... biggrin:
Or theorhetically at the age of 100 Sex while married is important.
  
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.