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Default Message From Saddam - 07-26-2003, 02:23 PM
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive", Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H

George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA.

No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and the Secret Service... the list got longer and longer.

Eventually they asked Mossad in Israel for help.

Cpt. Moishe Pippick took one look at it and replied: "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down!
  
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Default 07-26-2003, 02:30 PM
this one is better than the gay one
  
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lol, stupid bush
  
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Default 07-26-2003, 02:53 PM
thats old
  
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Default 07-26-2003, 03:33 PM
hahahhahahah
  
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Default 07-26-2003, 04:15 PM
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thats old
So is saying "thats old" to everything that someone has happened to have seen before. nugget.
  
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Default 07-26-2003, 06:42 PM
heh, its ok
  
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Default 07-26-2003, 11:30 PM
Lol I got it before I read the whole thing
  
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Default 07-26-2003, 11:35 PM
lol biggrin: now that was funny
  
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Default 07-27-2003, 12:34 AM
hello asshole? nice letter

www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 07-27-2003, 01:33 PM
OMG PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Political jokes are dumb.
  
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Default 07-27-2003, 01:33 PM
Anyone who spent a small proportion of maths lessons at school spelling out rude words on their calculator would have gotten that one way before the punchline biggrin:
  
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Default 07-27-2003, 01:37 PM
Heh heh, I remeber my antics with 55378008.
  
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Default 07-30-2003, 10:57 PM
I don't approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected
  
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Default 07-31-2003, 12:37 AM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":aed94]I don't approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected[/quote:aed94]
nice pun
  
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