FAST FOOD

ED · **FAST FOOD -** 08-05-2003, 02:59 PM

Man I hate this shit. I really do. All it seems to do is weigh me down, and turn my dookie green and brown (sometimes red. . .). Yet I spend about 50 bucks a month of the junk, and gladly wolf it down. So - what Fast Food joint do you frequent, and which one will you stay away from like the fucking plague?

FAVORITE:

Jack-In-The-Box - Hands down one of the best places to get shit on the run. Curly fried, chill-Curly-Fries, MONSTER TACOS, real-shake-Shakes, kick ass burgers. What doesn't this place have? The only downside to this joint is that YES they do make it when you order it, so sometimes that shit takes FOREVER! And god help you if theyve made a mistake on your order.

WORST:

Taco Bell. Was there ever any doubt? This place is at the lowest end of the spectrum, if not the lowest. There is ZERO quality to ANYTHING they make. I used to love their tacos until I got a SERIOUS case of food-poisoning, and nearly died. Couldn't prove shit of course, but I knew who the culprit was. I have seen people wipe their noses in plain view of costumers and then get their hands deep in those fixings and load up that taco. And lemme tell you - they dont fucking take orders well. "No cheese on that taco", does NOT mean scrap the fucking cheese off a taco someone didnt want you lazy assfuckers. I am allergic to that shit, and nothing pisses me off more than seeing a lone piece of cheese, defiant, lauging at me, melted to the inside of the taco-shell, mocking my allergies.

CHEESE: "I will kill you! Mwahahaha!"

It wouldn't be so bad if they had made a mistake, but you call tell there was cheese already there, and this person just flicked it off.

I killed him later that week.

Bean 2 · 08-05-2003, 03:09 PM

Checkers is the best fast food joint. Also Wendy's is really good. Probably Taco Bell is the worst and then Burger King.

Akuma · 08-05-2003, 03:13 PM

We only have the big chain ones: McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, and Taco Bell.

Wendy's has the best quality food of those. But McDonald's is the only one I eat at (maybe twice a year) anymore.

ED · 08-05-2003, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma

We only have the big chain ones: McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, and Taco Bell.

Wendy's has the best quality food of those. But McDonald's is the only one I eat at (maybe twice a year) anymore.

If you're trying to tell me you eat Fast Food only twice a year -

I NAME THEE LIAR, SIR!!!!!

Tripper · 08-05-2003, 03:15 PM

I'm loving McDonalds even more now than I used too.

You guys have the Chicken'McCheese burger? It's the best shit, Omg - I love it....
Those shakes are perfect too - Last for ages.

And you can't go past their McNuggets. I always buy the 20 pack.

....Great food when you're stoned.

I also love Burger King's Triple Cheese Burger.

Akuma · 08-05-2003, 03:17 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":87482]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma

We only have the big chain ones: McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King, and Taco Bell.

Wendy's has the best quality food of those. But McDonald's is the only one I eat at (maybe twice a year) anymore.

If you're trying to tell me you eat Fast Food only twice a year -

I NAME THEE LIAR, SIR!!!!![/quote:87482]

I really don't. If I don't feel like accually making anything I'll just throw water on the stove and make pasta. I always have at least 8 boxes of pasta in the house at all times.

Zoner · 08-05-2003, 03:21 PM

The only fast food I eat on a semi-regular basis is Subway. If I want grease I'll usually pick Burger King.

I'm like Akuma, though, I very rarely eat burgers/fries from fast food joints. Not that I don't like that stuff, but I'd rather not weigh 600lbs.

Chango · 08-05-2003, 03:23 PM

Favorites: McDonalds, Burger King(only for the double whopper with cheese)

worst: Taco Bell

and the McDonalds here did have the Chicken McCheese burger for awhile,it was pretty good

ED · 08-05-2003, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91

The only fast food I eat on a semi-regular basis is Subway. If I want grease I'll usually pick Burger King.

I'm like Akuma, though, I very rarely eat burgers/fries from fast food joints. Not that I don't like that stuff, but I'd rather not weigh 600lbs.

Then there are those of us who only fain weight in the proper areas - our penises.

I seriously could eat fast-food all the time and not get over 179.

And Subway kicks ass, but that's not REALLY fast food in my opinion although I guess it is. I'm talking about the frozen patties/fries, grease dripping on your shirt, large dooks in the middle of a customer phone call kinda food.

Maplegyver · 08-05-2003, 03:34 PM

a&w is good
i like subway the best.the only thing i eat at mcdonalds is icecreamand big mac's
i heard that the meat tacobell uses in thier tacos is 1 grade above dog meat oOo:

Zoner · 08-05-2003, 03:35 PM

Weight gain is not the only concern. I'm sure the ole arteries are thanking me for it too, but I'm not gonna get preachy. If you wanna stuff your gullett with fries and greaseball burgers, go right ahead.

Personally, I don't have the metabolism to keep that fat and cholesterol at bay.

descry · 08-05-2003, 03:36 PM

i eat subway 6 days out of the week, damn that shits good, but MacDonalds is the best fast food after shrooms

Maplegyver · 08-05-2003, 03:38 PM

[quote="Coublacka_":8b867]i eat subway 6 days out of the week, damn that shits good[/quote:8b867]
FUCKME!!
is JARED!!

Bean 2 · 08-05-2003, 03:39 PM

Damn i forgot about White Castle. I could eat about 50 of those burgers.

descry · 08-05-2003, 03:39 PM

[quote="Super 61":fd026][quote="Coublacka_":fd026]i eat subway 6 days out of the week, damn that shits good[/quote:fd026]
FUCKME!!
is JARED!![/quote:fd026]
i was kinda skinny to begin with, subways making me fat