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Default I've found a new girlfriend - 08-15-2003, 11:25 PM

Her name is the C6 GPMG or General Purpose Machine Gun for you civies out there.

This thing is bloody amazing. Shot it at the range today and it is the most accurate weapon I have fired yet. Thats scary for a machine gun. This thing can give indirect fire up to 1.8km. That is nuts to have 7.62mm bullets raining down on you and you can't even see the gunner. These things are so beautiful; to look at and to fire I wish I could sleep with it.

http://www.army.dnd.ca/LF/English/2_0_3 ... uSection=5

Just look at that beauty. It sounds so nice and its kick is just right.

I go to Wayneright for those who are wondering on Sunday for a 1 week Field Training Exercise (FTX). I will get about 10 hours of sleep total during the entire week, but I will be firing the Karl Gustav SRAAW (Short Range Anti Armour Weapon) AKA Rocket Launcher with live rounds on the range as well as chucking M67 hand grenades. I'll be digging a trench for 8 hours and then do section attacks for a few hours. Man its going to be awesome. Were doing Recce patrols as well. I can't wait.

Hope everyone is well. And don't swear in this thread because if you do I can't read it like my last thread because of some internet blocker thingie. I'll be back on the boards regularly in about a week and a half. Until then happy trails to you.
  
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Default 08-15-2003, 11:56 PM

wow. glad your having fun. I think if i ever went into the military i could do the physiocal part its the part where doing it without sleep im bad at. i cant even walk if i miss alot of sleep. i normally sleep around 10 hours a night. today i got called into work at 9 so i was compleatly wasted all day. anyways. hope you have fun. glad you like it.
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 12:06 AM

Glad your enjoying yourself ninty9, just dont ask you new "girlfriend" for a blow job.
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 09:49 AM

Thats cool youre having a great time lad. Do you get to choose what you want to do after training? Will you get to choose to be faithful to your new girlfriend?
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 09:56 AM

Just remember to wear a rubber and lube it up before inserting it. Ease it in and be a gentlemen about it.
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 10:02 AM

[quote="Captain Bunny":834d0]Thats cool youre having a great time lad. Do you get to choose what you want to do after training? Will you get to choose to be faithful to your new girlfriend?[/quote:834d0]

I think it would be heavy as hell to lug around.
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 02:40 PM

somewhere around 22 pounds
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 02:48 PM

Well.....least one of ya wont be firing blanks any longer. eek:




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 06:18 PM

oh well, im joining the United States Air Force soon, and I'm gonna have to buy myself a Desert Eagle if I want to survive...if I even get shot down, which is very unlikely. evil:
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 06:32 PM

i doubt you'll even qualify for anything but cargo planes
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 08:02 PM

cargos are cool
c 103 is nice




im planing to join dnd to.
ninty9 what you in ppcli rcr?
hows the hair?
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 09:37 PM

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Well.....least one of ya wont be firing blanks any longer. eek:
LOL, just got that. Yeah IK delayed oOo:
  
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Default 08-16-2003, 10:32 PM

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oh well, im joining the United States Air Force soon, and I'm gonna have to buy myself a Desert Eagle if I want to survive...if I even get shot down, which is very unlikely. evil:
If you were shot down i think you'd want something more than a de. While they are incrediablly powerful, they only hold 7 rounds. You're better off with a beretta. While only 9MM, the muzzle velocity is high enough to be as effective as a colt .45, and it can hold 16-18 rounds, depending on the model.
  
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Default 08-17-2003, 02:01 AM

i was bad so the good mods edited my post! i love u all!
  
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Default 08-17-2003, 02:24 AM

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i was bad so the good mods edited my post! i love u all!
k, whatever... stick your dick in a gun barrel and pull the trigger kthxstfu
  
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