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Default kidney stones - 10-29-2003, 05:07 PM

just passed one. 20 more to go. they say its more pain full than giving birth.
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 05:16 PM

H2O
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 05:18 PM

try drink sprite instead of milk and laughing and having it come out of your nose.

THATS pain oOo:
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 05:38 PM

[quote="Falco*":07a61]try drink sprite instead of milk and laughing and having it come out of your nose.

THATS pain oOo:[/quote:07a61]
a hose up your urethera
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 05:46 PM

PAIN is having a dick up your arse......Now THAT'S pain. beer:
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 05:48 PM

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PAIN is having a dick up your arse......Now THAT'S pain. beer:
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Default 10-29-2003, 06:14 PM

i never really found out what they are. what are they? all i know is they are extreamly painfull.
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 06:25 PM

A build up of calcium that you have to piss out your dick if you fid out too late. An equal comparison would be like pissing out little pebbles or stones.
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 06:25 PM

What the fuck does it sound like? Its a fucking stone(sand), in your fucking kidney.

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Default 10-29-2003, 06:27 PM

scrotum is that christine
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 06:29 PM

Just thinking about the pain makes me hurt... annoy:
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 06:37 PM

[quote="Bullitt Tooth":e9ecb]scrotum is that christine[/quote:e9ecb]

yes mwah:
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 06:41 PM

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What the fuck does it sound like? Its a fucking stone(sand), in your fucking kidney.

Fuck.
Hey you sure have quite the mouth on you you fucking cunt licking ass raped little vermin. Get the fuck out of here you little noob. Oh, I hope you also die
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 07:17 PM

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PAIN is having a dick up your arse......Now THAT'S pain. beer:
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i would think spooning with a giant spoon would bem ore painful... ed:
  
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Default 10-29-2003, 07:29 PM

The stones can be made up of calcium and/or uric acid.
Many times thay have little sharp spurs all the way around.
More like trying to piss a very tiny porcupine. If you have that
many stones, you should see a urologist. Like they said above, drink
lots of H2O and good luck rock:
  
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