Idiotic neighbors

SW-14 · **Idiotic neighbors -** 02-26-2004, 04:38 PM

Our family has 5 cars. One occupies the garage at all times, and the other four are moved around in the morning and evening. Because of the order that we leave, we usually just park two of them in the street, and the others in the garage.

One day I got home to see that the neighbors had written "No parking zone" by their curb with sidewalk chalk. This was the first time they ever had a problem with us parking in front of their house (it's actually partially in front of ours and theirs) and they decided to break the news by writing it in chalk??? What the hell is wrong with these people? Any normal person would simply ask politely to not park in front of their house. I don't see why it's a problem anyways, since the car does not block them from getting into their driveway, or getting around the street.

The street is public property, and I can park on it if I want to. However, my parents are trying not to cause problems with them and are making us shuffle around the cars after we've gotten home just to appease the neighbors. It's very annoying.

I need a plan to get back at them. mwah:

Machette · 02-26-2004, 04:40 PM

Tell them to shut the fuck up and move on...if not then egg there house and break there fucking car windows. sleeping:

WidowMaker555 · 02-26-2004, 04:43 PM

I would just dress up like someone who they know i would egg there house. Then I would write on there house with chalk saying Go F*** yourself you crazy mother ****** dutch son of a ***ch baste**. cuss:

Eames · 02-26-2004, 04:43 PM

after a long night of drinking when u come home take a big drunken piss all over their front door so when they go to leave in the morning they have a nice pleasant urine smell to greet them as they go.

SW-14 · 02-26-2004, 04:43 PM

The idea of shooting their windows with my bb gun has crossed my mind.

Neo Nazi Hitler · 02-26-2004, 04:43 PM

take a shit in front of their door.

and maybe if they're not home, take a shit under their mattress.

Machette · 02-26-2004, 04:44 PM

[quote="SW-14":c313d]The idea of shooting their windows with my bb gun has crossed my mind.[/quote:c313d]
Then do it.

T.Hunter · 02-26-2004, 04:50 PM

[quote="SW-14":c4cc5]The idea of shooting their windows with my bb gun has crossed my mind.[/quote:c4cc5]

Your bluffing.

ninty · 02-26-2004, 04:51 PM

I know people like you. My next door neighbours don't have a garage at all. In addition to that they run a daycare so at any given point there is a car parked infront of our house picking up or dropping off kids. My car is parked on the street but multiple times their cars have been parked in "my" space infront of my house.

I don't have a problem with people parking infront of their house, but the second they cross infront of my house, thats not cool. So cut your neighbours some slack.

ShagNasty · 02-26-2004, 04:55 PM

how do you know some kids didnt do it? and anything you do, it will be know that it was you. wait a year then fuck something up.

Airborne Butters · **Re: Idiotic neighbors -** 02-26-2004, 04:55 PM

[quote="SW-14":1a379]Our family has 5 cars. One occupies the garage at all times, and the other four are moved around in the morning and evening. Because of the order that we leave, we usually just park two of them in the street, and the others in the garage.

One day I got home to see that the neighbors had written "No parking zone" by their curb with sidewalk chalk. This was the first time they ever had a problem with us parking in front of their house (it's actually partially in front of ours and theirs) and they decided to break the news by writing it in chalk??? What the hell is wrong with these people? Any normal person would simply ask politely to not park in front of their house. I don't see why it's a problem anyways, since the car does not block them from getting into their driveway, or getting around the street.

The street is public property, and I can park on it if I want to. However, my parents are trying not to cause problems with them and are making us shuffle around the cars after we've gotten home just to appease the neighbors. It's very annoying.

I need a plan to get back at them. mwah:[/quote:1a379]

Shit on their cars. Just plop one out on the hood/windshield

SW-14 · 02-26-2004, 04:59 PM

[quote="T.Hunter":32ef2][quote="SW-14":32ef2]The idea of shooting their windows with my bb gun has crossed my mind.[/quote:32ef2]

Your bluffing.[/quote:32ef2]

No, but I have not seriously considered it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShagNasty

how do you know some kids didnt do it? and anything you do, it will be know that it was you. wait a year then fuck something up.

It was neatly printed. Their kids are about 5 years old and could not write like that.

SW-14 · 02-26-2004, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9

I don't have a problem with people parking infront of their house, but the second they cross infront of my house, thats not cool. So cut your neighbours some slack.

The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac, and the part that we park the car in isn't completely on our side or the neighbor's side. They have 3 kids now who will probably be driving Lexus cars to school when they're old enough...not joking, they're very spoiled. It'll be interesting to see how easy it is for them to deal with 5 cars going in and out of a driveway constantly.

bukdez · 02-26-2004, 05:04 PM

write "No Idiot Zone" in chalk on thier side... then later put a fake ticket in thier mailbox for breaking the rule...

ninty · 02-26-2004, 05:20 PM

Yeah, I live on a cul-de-sac as well.