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Default politically correct terminology - 06-02-2004, 11:58 PM
something to hopefully lighten the mood around here:


Aesthetically challenged - ugly

Amphibian american - frog

Anal-cranially inverted - butthead

Aquatically challenged - drowning

Biologically challenged - dead

Blubber lovers - whaler

Bovine control officers - dallas cowboys

Caucasian culturally-disadvantaged - white trash

Certified astrological consultant - crackpot

Certified crystal therapist - crackpot

Certified past-life regression hypnotist - crackpot

Chemically challenged - drug addict

Chronologically gifted - old

Client of the correctional system - prisoner

Codependent - finger-pointer

Constructivist feminist psychotherapy - psychobabble

Creatively re-dyed - stained

Cyclically challenged - having pms

Differently organized - messy

Differently-brained - stupid

Domestic engineer - housewife

Economically disadvantaged - welfare bum

Economically marginalized - poor

Energy-efficient - off

Environmentally correct human - dead

Equal opportunity employee - bisexual hooker

Erectionally challenged - impotent

Ethnically homogenous area - ghetto or barrio

Facially challenged - ugly

Factually unencumbered - ignorant

Female gender biased - prefers women who shave their legs

Financially inept - po'

Flight attendant - stewardess

Follically independent - bald

Genetically discriminating - racist

Geological correction - earthquake

Gerontologically advanced - old

Grammatically challenged - one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling

Horizontally challenged - thin

Horizontally gifted - fat

In denial - unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened in recovery - drunk/junkie

Intellectually impaired - stupid

Living impaired - dead

Melanin-impoverished - white

Monetarily challenged - poor

Morally handicapped - someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone

Motivationally dispossessed - lazy

Musically delayed - tone deaf

Nasally gifted - runny nose

Nasally gifted - large nose

Ontologically challenged - fictional or mythological

Osmotically challenged - thirsty

Other aged - too old/young

Outdoor urban dwellers - homeless


Person of substance - fat

Petroleum transfer technician - gas station attendent

Photonically non-receptive - blind

Racially challenged - butt-white american

Residentially flexible - homeless

Rhythmically challenged - white boy

Rustically inclined - redneck

Sanitation engineer - garbage man

Sex care provider - prostitute

Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual - dirty old man

Socially separated - convict

Street activity index - crime rate

Structurally challenged - broken

Suffering from a sex addiction (female) - slut

Uniquely coordinated - clumsy

Uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path - loser

Vertically challenged - short

Youth group - gang
  
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Default Re: politically correct terminology - 06-03-2004, 12:07 AM
[quote="Sgt Stryker":273c4]something to hopefully lighten the mood around here:

Aquatically challenged - drowning


Chronologically gifted - old

[/quote:273c4]

ROFL
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 12:09 AM
Rhythmically challenged - white boy

Lmao

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Default 06-03-2004, 12:43 AM
Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual - dirty old man

ha
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 01:09 AM
We used to have a water distribution engineer on our basketball team.
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 02:49 AM
You forgot one:

George Bush - retard
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 02:51 AM
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You forgot one:

George Bush - retard
oMG iTs TeH LOLOO!L!!!11
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 10:28 AM
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You forgot one:

George Bush - retard
It's true!
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 11:45 AM
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Quote:
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You forgot one:

George Bush - retard
It's true!
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 12:38 PM
Guys, for ONCE try not to ruin a thread with obvious flame bait. rolleyes:

"Morally handicapped - someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone"

HAW!

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Default 06-03-2004, 03:25 PM
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You forgot one:

George Bush - retard
Please go to a comedy club, your ability to make jokes is astounding. Your Talents are wasted here. rolleyes:
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 04:15 PM
What bullshit, all white insults.
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 04:22 PM
waiting for noctis.
  
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Default 06-03-2004, 04:33 PM
Temporary Dignity Deficiency = Owned.
  
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Default Re: politically correct terminology - 06-03-2004, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by "Sgt Stryker":1ccce
something to hopefully lighten the mood around here:

Aquatically challenged - drowning


Chronologically gifted - old
ROFL[/quote:1ccce]LMFAO
  
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