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Default Help - 06-22-2004, 09:32 AM

Me and my girlfriend just started [img]http://genmay.com/images/smilies/omgsurgfgdfsgfdg.gif[/img] and theres some.. lets call it "evidence" left behind..

And laundry is in two days; whats the best way to get rid of these quickly..

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Default 06-22-2004, 09:34 AM

Do your own fucking laundry. Problem solved. eek:


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Default 06-22-2004, 09:35 AM

http://www.sweetdreamz.com/69/_disc1/0000068d.htm

google k thx

PS try not dropping the fucking jizz bomb on your socks next time


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Default 06-22-2004, 09:37 AM

...or you could just get your boyf...erm girlfriend to swallow. rock:


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Default 06-22-2004, 09:37 AM

Suprise your parents by doing laundry and just say you wanted to suprise them. Unless you've always been useless around the house.(Not meant to be a mean statrement). Then they might think something is up.....
  
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Default 06-22-2004, 09:38 AM

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...or you could just egt your boyf...erm girlfriend to swallow. rock:
NWA 4 LYFE

EAZY E DR DREE ICE CUBE MC REN OMFG!!!!!11

Lesson 2 : Gently place the balls into the mouth and ..
HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..

get it all baby ..
get it all baby ..
get it all baby ..
"what you want me to do with it?"
don't matter just don't bite it
she swallowed it ..
suck this dick for daddy
she swallowed it ..
usin' that lips
she swallowed it ..
it's the world's biggest dick
"what do you want me to do with it?"
don't matter just don't bite it

Slow is the tempo
Now talkin' but an info
So peep it up here goes the info
This is the bitches and the ho's crew
She get it as much we make bets on who's the ho's we'd love to go through
And for the shit that she does give her a drum role
Because the dumb bitch licks out the asshole
And a list of videotaper
And if you got a gang of niggaz, the bitch would let you rape her
She likes suckin' on dicks, and lickin' up nutz
And they even take de broomstick at the butt
Just to say that she did it with a rapper
But the pussy was more fishy than red snapper
"But how many licks would it take" She ax's
"To make MC Ren start gooshin' up vanilla shake"
She took her tongue out her mouth, put it on top
Like a cherry, started movin' it like a snake and it was very Irresistable
I could'nt pay the bitch to quit
Cuz the ho' was doin' some ole' crazy shit
That made me start havin' a fit'
Cuz the bitch sucks de hellified dick .. [suck this dick]

"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!

Now one night night I was at a drive-in
And a car full of niggaz straight drove in
I thought they wuz commin' to start trouble but no
Five niggaz in the back it was de neighborhood ho'
Now what do you expect they're gonna dogg her like a doggy
Thirty minutes later and the windowz are all foggy
And I'm off in my car havin' a fit' cuz de bitch that I'm with
Sayz no fuckin' on the 1st date shit
Now I'm like - Damn! I wish I was in the bucket
To be with 6 niggaz with the ho' and I can fuck it
So I told de ho' I was with that I'm goin' to de snack bar -
And got de fuck out de car.
Went to the bucket and I looked through the window
It was some niggaz that I knew they let me in yo
And my turn was like next
I could'nt see a face, all I saw was de pussy and the chest
I wanted to see the face, I felt the order
Peep over the seat - OH SHIT! it's the preacher's doughter!
And she's only 14 and a ho'
But the bitch sucks dick like a specialized pro
She looked at me, I was surprised
But was it passin' up the chance of my dick gettin' backtide
I told the bitch to do it quick :
"You little ho' hurry up and suck my dick!"

"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!

Now I'm a break it down with a fact -
Since the last "Just don't bite it" girls don't know how to act
Sayin' that they never would suck a dick
But when they've tried it they could'nt quit
Cuz not even bustin' the bitches today they love the shit
And those are the main one's that say they don't do it
But MC Ren knowz the bitches are used to it
So fellows, next time they try to tell a lie
That they never suck a dick punch the bitch in the eye
And then the ho' will fall to the ground
Then you'll open up her mouth -
Put your dick in and move the shit around
And she'll catch on and start doin' it on de raw
Actin' like she's tryin' to suck a meet off a chicken bone
And then she won't let go
Because bitches suck nutt out of a dick just like dreino
Get the last drop, unclog in de back
Then the stupid bitch is at that with the same shit de next night
Because she just can't quit
Cuz she's addicted, addicted, addicted, addicted
she's addicted, addicted, she's addicted to suck a good dick

"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!

"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"It's the world's biggest dick"
Don't matter just don't bite it
"What do you want me to do with it?"
Don't matter just don't bite it
She swallowed it .. Get it all baby!


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Default 06-22-2004, 09:39 AM

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Well you see, she still had her V-Card; so theres a little blood..

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Default 06-22-2004, 09:40 AM

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angel:

Well you see, she still had her V-Card; so theres a little blood..

calmdown:
hey look its the same guy who wanted to stick in her butt...okay because i love you

notice the use of the word v-card...only fuck stain who used it ever


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Default 06-22-2004, 09:42 AM

Well I don't know hwo to get this shit out of my sheets.. and if my parents find it; then I'm banned from the computer, TV, and anything else thats a privelage- thats if they don't kick me out of the house.
  
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Default 06-22-2004, 09:43 AM

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Well I don't know hwo to get this shit out of my sheets.. and if my parents find it; then I'm banned from the computer, TV, and anything else thats a privelage- thats if they don't kick me out of the house.
should have came in her butt because she loves you


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Default 06-22-2004, 09:45 AM

Tried and true methods used by cherry-poppers and serial killers the world over:

http://momo.essortment.com/bloodstainremo_rvqc.htm


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Default 06-22-2004, 09:47 AM

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Default 06-22-2004, 09:51 AM

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your sig made me laugh thats a good one lol


  
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Default 06-22-2004, 09:53 AM

fuck it...just fuck her again,t ape it, sell it on the internet, make enough money to move out and buy your own shit.


  
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