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View Poll Results: Did I make a mistake joining the Army?
Fuck no, Army will be the best thing that ever happened to you. 3 10.00%
Yeah... you should've become a Marine. 5 16.67%
Yeah... you should've joined the Air Force. 3 10.00%
Yeah... you should've joined the Navy. 0 0%
If you're doubting you're decision... then yes. 5 16.67%
He's not doubting his decision douche bucket... he's bored and making a stupid poll. 3 10.00%
Can't vote... masturbating and eating tacos. 11 36.67%
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Default I'm going to the Army WHEN?!?! - 08-17-2004, 11:18 AM

That's right bitches... I'm leaving on Tuesday. "Then why the fuck are you making this thread now?" you ask... well hold the fuck on and I'll get around to it. Well, considering that tomorrow, I'll be just slightly inebriated, I don't think that I'll be on this forum. So... goodbye (for now*) Sloi (my squishy little MENSA Canadian), Gerard (read "mic"), Mr. Myagi (here are some parentheses just for you), Milla (who forgot to give me a fucking mention in his leaving for the Marines thread... asshole), Albow (I know you come by every now and then... douche), Vance (even though you're a Texan... I don't hate you), TGB! (damn, it's getting hard to think of things to put in these... so I think I'll stop now), Old Reliable, Mr. Levinstein, Zoner, Art Attack, badscript, Guarnere, and everyone else... sorry but listing everyone would be a huge pain in the ass. Alright, I'll check back later bitches.


*Well, I will be back for Christmas... so that'll be nifty.
  
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Default 08-17-2004, 11:24 AM

Good luck Kraut Killer. (Try not to get killed or ass-raped!)
  
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Default 08-17-2004, 11:25 AM

Good luck, man.

Keep your head down and camp, camp, camp! biggrin:


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Default 08-17-2004, 11:33 AM

remember in real life its good to whore the most powerful weapons rock:

good luck
  
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Default 08-17-2004, 11:33 AM

Have fun. happy:



  
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Default 08-17-2004, 11:34 AM

Seeya around kk biggrin:




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Default 08-17-2004, 12:08 PM

Try not to tk and you should be alright. If you wanna get out just start hitting on your DI and blowing kisses at him. Theyll kick you out so fast...or the DI with kill you.
  
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Default 08-17-2004, 12:14 PM

take it as easy as possible, bro.


  
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Default Re: I'm going to the Army WHEN?!?! - 08-17-2004, 12:16 PM

[quote="Kraut Killer":87204] and everyone else... sorry but listing everyone would be a huge pain in the ass. [/quote:87204]

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Default 08-17-2004, 12:55 PM

Rocknroll
  
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Default 08-17-2004, 01:00 PM

Good luck man! Here's a tip: make someone your bitch right away. Doing so
will insure that no one has reason to question your manhood. A side bonus:
you're the one that will be doing the raping. Do yo thangz rite...
  
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Default 08-17-2004, 01:02 PM

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Good luck man! Here's a tip: make someone your bitch right away. Doing so
will insure that no one has reason to question your manhood. A side bonus:
you're the one that will be doing the raping. Do yo thangz rite...
People get ass-raped in boot camp?! oOo:
  
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Default 08-17-2004, 01:25 PM

Good luck brother! happy:

Have fun, stay safe...come home and tell us all the free shit you got! cool:
  
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Default 08-17-2004, 01:26 PM

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take it as easy as possible, bro.


  
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Default 08-17-2004, 01:38 PM

good luck dude
  
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