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Default Ask 1080jibber a qusetion - 12-18-2004, 09:24 PM
What the title says. Ask away.
  
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why wont gerv come play games with me ?
  
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why did jesus steal your hard drive?
  
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Default 12-18-2004, 09:26 PM
how many times do you masturbate to neds pic? (biweekly)
  
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Default 12-18-2004, 09:27 PM
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why wont gerv come play games with me ?
he doesnt love you, and he thinks your a prick biggrin:
  
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Default 12-18-2004, 09:28 PM
[quote="Sgt. Paine":265e1]why did jesus steal your hard drive?[/quote:265e1]

because he is a theif, dont trust him. and there is no god or santa
  
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how many times do you masturbate to neds pic? (biweekly)
never, but i do masterbate like once a night, sometimes twice
  
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Default 12-18-2004, 09:30 PM
Why can't women ever flat out tell you what they want instead of hinting to it all the time?
  
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Default 12-18-2004, 09:32 PM
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Why can't women ever flat out tell you what they want instead of hinting to it all the time?
because they have no penis, plus they dont want to come off as a greedy bitch
  
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Default 12-18-2004, 09:33 PM
do i cheat on counter-strike because im fat, overweight, i have no friends, and my daddy abused me?
  
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what should i get for christmas. iPod or iPod photo?
  
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do i cheat on counter-strike because im fat, overweight, i have no friends, and my daddy abused me?
you cheat because you have a small penis, and maybe because your dad touches you at night too.
  
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Default 12-18-2004, 09:38 PM
[quote="@/\/G3L":af240]what should i get for christmas. iPod or iPod photo?[/quote:af240]

iPod photo is a waste of money, just get a iPod, unless you can jerk it to porn on a 2" screen.
  
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Default 12-18-2004, 09:38 PM
[quote="@/\/G3L":84318]what should i get for christmas. iPod or iPod photo?[/quote:84318]

a penis.
  
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do i cheat on counter-strike because im fat, overweight, i have no friends, and my daddy abused me?
you cheat because you have a small penis, and maybe because your dad touches you at night too.
OMGOMGOMGOMG ITS LIKE YOU HAVE PLANTED CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE!
  
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