"she aborted a kitten into a toilet in the back of a Denver Denny's"...
how the fuck did he get 61%?... funny, but likely fake...
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/