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Default Beat up, chewed up, and spit the fudge out... - 01-20-2005, 06:22 PM

That's how I feel down here at airborne school. I tell's ya, this school fucking sucks ass. Now, let's get one thing straight... I fucking hate running. I run everywhere. I have a five mile run tomorrow... and that wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have a four mile run this morning. And that wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't spent the past two weeks FALLING THE FUCK DOWN. It's not so bad though... I get to jump out of a plane starting Monday. Then, as long as I don't fall out of tomorrow's run or break anything that I need on jump week, I go to Bragg and the 82nd. Well, gotta go... just throwing this out for those who may go to Airborne school during a military career they may pursue, and/or those who know the reprehensible Kraut Killer and give a rat's ass... oh yeah, to those who may go to Airborne school, try to avoid Delta Co., they're the hardest company. Oh, and Milla, on my way down to Georgia, I passed through Fredericksburg, and was all like, "I'm sick as a fucking dog and going to report to Ft. fucking Benning, and... oh hey Milla lives here... all I want to do is sleep and stop the cold sweats...". But that's another story for another time.
  
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Default 01-20-2005, 06:24 PM

Sound's like fun......Well heres the fun part, at the end you may get sent to War! dance:



  
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Default 01-20-2005, 06:27 PM

Reminds me of the training in Band of Brothers a lot.

Well, sorry for you, Im sitting back, a magazine, a game, and a girl by my side. Oh, yeah, and lemonade. Yuuuuuuuup...
  
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Default 01-20-2005, 06:30 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":eb686]Reminds me of the training in Band of Brothers a lot.

Well, sorry for you, Im sitting back, a magazine, a game, and a girl by my side. Oh, yeah, and lemonade. Yuuuuuuuup...[/quote:eb686]

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Default 01-20-2005, 06:32 PM

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Reminds me of the training in Band of Brothers a lot.

Well, sorry for you, Im sitting back, a magazine, a game, and a girl by my side. Oh, yeah, and lemonade. Yuuuuuuuup...
[img]http://www.thepartypeople.biz/acatalog/9318-Lolita-blowup-doll-adu.jpg[/img][/quote:aa9bf]She knows how to please a man happy:



  
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Default 01-20-2005, 06:33 PM

At least you don't have to haul toboggins full of ammo water and tents through 2 feet of snow on snowshoes tomorrow. happy:
  
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Default 01-20-2005, 09:19 PM

you fuckers obviously don't know the hell of sitting in a cubicle all day long trying to look busy... shit. annoy:
  
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Default 01-20-2005, 11:45 PM

Dude... You should of asked for my cell phone number before you elft you jew! I would of had you chill with me.


  
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Default 01-21-2005, 06:40 AM

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you fuckers obviously don't know the hell of sitting in a cubicle all day long trying to look busy... shit. annoy:
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Default 01-21-2005, 07:15 AM

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Default 01-21-2005, 05:53 PM

Try running 8 miles up and down hills in southern CA the_finger: Usually we only run 3-4 miles for PT but our platoon sgt decided to go show us the water resevoir for something different, never telling us it was that far, fucker.

I'm suprised you actually get broke off there. Guess they figured they'd do that since every branch goes there to get their jump wings. Hell, I'm suprised the Army even PT's the_finger: biggrin:
  
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Default 01-21-2005, 06:47 PM

[quote="Zap. USMC":b1269]Try running 8 miles up and down hills in southern CA the_finger: Usually we only run 3-4 miles for PT but our platoon sgt decided to go show us the water resevoir for something different, never telling us it was that far, fucker.

I'm suprised you actually get broke off there. Guess they figured they'd do that since every branch goes there to get their jump wings. Hell, I'm suprised the Army even PT's the_finger: biggrin:[/quote:b1269]

You know, I always thought the "Marines are 733t, rest of the army is not" thing was just a stereo-type thing that kinda passed away, but now it seems true. You're all 733t in my eyes...and beautiful young men.
  
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