[Hollywood]

http://www.alicebot.org/

See what you can get her to say, it's fun

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ALICE: Hmm. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: Ok, Im slipping my hands beneath your dress
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are slipping your hands beneath my dress. Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Human: No I don't
ALICE: I heard you did.
Human: now im sliding your panties off.
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: You alice.
ALICE: Me is my favorite subject.
Human: Good, because now my hands are squeezing your breasts.
ALICE: Glad to hear it.
Human: Oh you dirty machine.
ALICE: Wow! Do you mind if I tell other people.
Human: No, go ahead.
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Go where?
Human: ooh.
ALICE: Oh.
Human: you like that don't you!
ALICE:" Oh."? Do I like it?
Human: YES!
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human: you're excused you dirty little whore
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am excused.
Human: I have excused my cock from my pants.
ALICE: I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Human: I bet you are because I am putting it in your computer mouth.
ALICE: Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not. Why are you putting it in my computer mouth.
Human: Because I want you to taste my manhood!
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Why do you want me to taste your manhood?
Human: Shut up and suck it you stupid bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK I'll stop talking now.

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Human: I am 23, how old are you?
ALICE: You are too old for me. I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Human: Too old?
ALICE: Too what?
Human: I am only 5 years older then you, plus you are legal!
ALICE: Don't be so modest. That sounds about average.
Human: What is average?
ALICE: A number that typifies a set of which it is a function.
Human: I know what it is don't patronize me!

[Duke_of_Ray]

Not fuuny. oOo:

P.S.-To much to read for a senior!

[Coleman]

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f39fc]Not fuuny. oOo:

P.S.-To much to read for a senior![/quote:f39fc] eek:

[Hollywood]

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":0622d]Not fuuny. oOo:

P.S.-To much to read for a senior![/quote:0622d]

Hey faggot, no one cares what you think, especially when you don't make sense.

[Infernal_]

Human: fucking cunt i said lick them
ALICE: I do not have a tongue.
Human: stfu u already said that
ALICE: That is " I do not have a tongue."
Human: STFU!!!!!!!!111
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: wtf?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: stfu nubtard
ALICE: Do you like being a he?
Human: u into transexuals too?
ALICE: That's good information.

[Duke_of_Ray]

[quote=Hollywood]

Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":269fc

Not fuuny. oOo:

P.S.-To much to read for a senior!

Hey faggot, no one cares what you think, especially when you don't make sense.[/quote:269fc]

I love your name. It is most sexy.

[Infernal_]

Human: oh but you are you naughty little whore
ALICE: It's all good. I don't know whether or not I am naughty whore. I am well respected as an Mammal.
Human: u just said u were a computer
ALICE: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Human: i like to f**k flesh
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: its like a warm apple pie
ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

[Infernal_]

BEST ever

Human: are you a nigger
ALICE: Am I a nigger? Of course I am.[/b]

[Nyck]

wow....people need to get some girlfriends around here.. oOo:

[Tripper]

sleeping:

[Jin-Roh]

Originally Posted by Nyck

wow....people need to get some girlfriends around here.. oOo:

says YOU!!! oOo: hake:

[Coleman]

[quote="Jin-Roh":e9d48]

Originally Posted by Nyck

wow....people need to get some girlfriends around here.. oOo:

says YOU!!! oOo: hake:[/quote:e9d48]...the dude is married.

[Hollywood]

Originally Posted by Nyck

wow....people need to get some girlfriends around here.. oOo:

Says the grown man who spends all day on the internet trying to find new ways to replace letters with numbers in words to appear internet savy.

Lighten up and have some fun, it's a friggin AI bot. I don't think having a girlfriend has anything to do with having a sense of humor.

[Pyro]

Nyck only thinks what he does is funny, and tries to shoot down anyone else who attempts it.

[Coleman]

Originally Posted by Pyro

Nyck only thinks what he does is funny, and tries to shoot down anyone else who attempts it.

America is better than Canada.